The year we adopted Mowgli
What is 2019?
The color of the crayon I famously snacked upon
What is Blue?
This person cries at least once on every vacation
Who is Mom?
The letter David struggled to pronounce as a young child
What is R?
(extra 100 points if you pronounced it as "ow"/began singing the Oscar Meyer song)
Which of these is not one of Maddie's nicknames for Mowgli
a) Fart Tart
b) Stinky Pinky
c) Mr. Stinkerton
d) Fart Ball
What is a) Fart Tart?
The frequency in which I have a full belly
What is everyday?
The state we have yet to return to after our last visit was cut short due to a flea infestation
What is Maine?
The condition all 3 Gilbert children were born with
What is Jaundice?
(extra 100 points if you answered with "Hyperbillirubenibia")
The place all toys, binkies, and other items go to when dropped behind the couch
Where is All-Gone?
The most iconic dream job of my childhood
What is a vulcanologist?
The location where AJ's Elmo shoe now permanently resides
Where is Boston?
The name of the 4th Gilbert sibling
Who is Carl?
The proper name bestowed upon Chuck-E-Cheese by AJ
What is "cha-cha chee"?
Mowgli's all time favorite toy
What is the green olive?
My most cancellable EPAC acting role
What is Little Inez in Hairspray?
Name the 3 countries that we have traveled to together (not including U.S.)
Where is Mexico, Honduras, and The Bahamas?
Everyone's favorite family member/facebook friend
Who is Aunt Gerry?
The one who came to throw away all your toys when you had a dirty room
Who is Mr. Hefty?
Mowgli's Birthday (month, day, and year)
What is December 4, 2018?
Objectively the best of all the family cars to roadtrip in
What is dads green mini-van with the epic DVD player?
The full name of Bethany's 2 kids
What is Harper Snow Sawyer and Parker Braden Sawyer?
The amount of partners that the Gilbert children have turned gay
What is all of them?