Christmas Ho Ho Hos
I presumed my children were sleeping, then was spotted with a other man
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
We watched, all day as our friend slowly died, yet we did nothing. *Sigh*
Christmas in the south, am I right?
Frosty The Snowman
I need advice, Santa. Will this guy be around next year, cuz if he will...
Santa Tell Me
Yeah, I spiked her drink! Who cares what the neighbors will think?
Baby, It's Cold Outside
I totally fell for you last Christmas, but you thre away my heart like garage. Elf you, man.
Last Christmas
She was walking home on Christmas Eve the night she died. Do we care? Nope! We wrote a song about it!
Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer
Santa, you've given me so much, yet I just can't be satisfied. It's time to put a ring on it.
Santa Baby
Yeah, Mary just gave birth and just got the baby Jesus to sleep, but do I care? Heck no. This chick is getting a drum solo. My career is on the line!!
Little Drummer Boy
I'm pretty new in this relationship, so I'm not thinking practically whatsoever, but you're *all* I want this holiday season. Not a louie, not paid off credit cards....
All I Want For Christmas is You
I hate to be the one to tell you, but there's a grown man who know when and where you sleep. He even knows when you wake up, including your daily activities.
Santa Claus is Coming to Town