In Minnesota it is illegal to tease what type of animal?
Skunks
On average, what is the thing that Americans do 22 times in a day?
Open the fridge
Johnny Depp is famously afraid of what?
clowns
Who claimed he could “drive away the devil with a fart?”
Martin Luther King Jr.
What animal cannot stick out their tongue?
Crocodiles
In Texas it’s illegal to swear in front of what?
A corpse
What is the number one seller at Walmart?
Bananas
What was Marilyn Monroe’s natural hair color?
red
Coprastastaphobia is the fear of what?
Constipation
How many noses does a slug have?
four
In Florida only on Sundays, it is illegal for a single woman to do what?
Skydive
What was the first fruit that was eaten on the moon?
A peach
Who sang about being an “eggman” and a “walrus”?
The Beatles
According to Russian law, a homeless person must be where after 10pm?
At home
What kind of animal is a firefly?
Beetle
What is banned in public places in Florida after 6 pm on a Thursday?
Farting
In St. Louis, Missouri it’s illegal for a fireman to rescue who?
Undressed women (even if they are wearing a nightgown)
Who said: “I’m the president of the United States and I’m not going to eat any more broccoli”?
George W. Bush
What is strange about the reproductive system of male snakes?
They have two penises
A kangaroo’s can’t hop if what?
If something lifts its tail off the ground
In Alaska it’s legal to shoot bears, but illegal to do what?
Wake one up
What does the word Matrix mean in the Bible?
Womb
What is Bob Dylan’s real name?
Robert Zimmerman
What is the highest grossing holiday movie of all time?
Home Alone
When held to ultraviolet light, what animal’s urine glows in the dark?
Cat