Who said it?
"wig"
all of us
are secretly gay for each other
pat and drew obv
he is a literal small king
reuben
future kegger
pat's house
came up with the code name shoes
Emma
dated Ethan
Jill
she's a plus sized model
tuna
Jill/emmas next birthday
white lie themeeee
"Y'all gonna get aburbalated??"
Emma
first kiss was a drew
Emily and Ashley
the future president of the United States
Lucy
Emily's house
frat themed
"Ok, now that Patrick's gone..."
Ash
Emily
will only pee on drew (sorry dude)
duke
Emily's birthday
cowboy themed
"I'm tweeting that right now"
Jillybean
Merrick liked her in 6th grade
Jill
we all low-key hate
izzy
Drews birthday
cowboy theme