Things Assuncao Says
Assuncao says this when her grandkids first enter her house
What is Heylooooow
Joao calls furry creatures with giant tails THIS
What are eesh-coo-reals?
Emily was angry about vacationing here on her 5th birthday
What is Disney World?
He is Emily's favorite Kobra Kai character, even though there is clearly someone more superior
Who is Miguel?
When Emily farts without detection, she proudly declares that THIS wins
Who is the mole?
This is the name Assuncao calls Lucy's best friend
What is Meeelooo?
The name Joao once called Marcia when she returned from a trip to California with her boyfriend
What is prostituta?
Uncle Joe saw Dad sitting on the toilet at our hotel in this town
What is Lake George?
Mom's favorite network. Extra points for naming her favorite the executive producer
What is Bravo?
Who is Andy Cohen?
Danny mispronounces the word "brought" as this
What is "brang"?
Instead of politely asking someone to repeat themselves, Assuncao utters this word
What is ehhhhhh?
Known to most people as "cents", Joao calls them THIS instead
What are "centimes"?
Danny almost got killed by a bicyclist in this city
What is London?
Winter, Spring, Summer, or Fall, CJ watches this show in any season
What is Gilmore Girls?
Sam lies and says her hair doesn't enter this place when she showers
What is her buttcrack?
Assuncao's response when someone tells her she is "off the boat"
What is, "I came here on a plane!"
Joao always screams this word when talking about Elon Musk's net worth
What is BILLIONS?
Danny threw up at the dinner table after chugging chocolate milk at this resort
What is Beaches Turks & Caicos?
Sam watched this movie on repeat at the 9th Street house, even though it was out of season
What is Elf on the Shelf?
This family member makes our pillows smell like pee
Who is Milo?
Assuncao always ends a call with this phrase before hanging up
What is, "Ok, pronto."
Joao's go-to phrase when he dislikes something happening in the United States
What is, "That's what's wrong with this country"?
This occurs at Eisenhower Park Aquatic Center
What is Sssadie Ssswims
Dad insists on watching certain movies every time they are on. Name two. Double points if you can name four
What are:
- National Treasure 1 or 2
- Gone in 60 Seconds
- The Italian Job
- Ocean's 11, 12 or 13
- The Fast & The Furious 1-11
This person tunes to a movie, leaves it on long enough for someone else to get into it, and then decides it's time to change the channel
Who is Sean?