The Great Thinkers
Philosophy 101
Useless College Degrees
100

"I think, therefore I am."

Who is Rene Descartes?

100

This word literally means "love of wisdom."

What is philosophy?

100

An actor working in real estate may have earned this degree.

What is Dramatic Arts?

200

"Know thyself."

Who is Aristotle?

200

This branch of philosophy focuses on the study of moral principles.

What is ethics?

200

One who incorrectly speculates the fall of communism in China will likely earn this degree.

What is East-Asian Studies?

300

"God is Dead."

Who is Friedrich Nietzsche?

300

He presented the allegory of the cave.

Who is Plato?

300

This degree may lead to a career as a copy editor, or fund manager.

What is English?

400

"The unexamined life is not worth living."

Who is Socrates?

400

This work by Jean-Jacques Rousseau was heavily influenced by the French revolution.

What is The Social Contract?

400

A degree in this field of study will enable you to design a steeple, or fire people.

What is Art History?

500

"Man is condemned to be free."

Who is Jean-Paul Sartre?

500

This philosopher was believed to be seven feet tall.

Who is Confucius?

500

A writer and director of comedy is sure to benefit from this degree.

What is Political Science?

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