Riddles
A man goes outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat but doesn't get a single hair on his head wet. How?
He is Bald
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How?
All the people on the boat are married.
Why can't a man marry his widow's sister?
Because he is dead
If you don't keep me, I'll break. What am I
A Promise
You’re escaping a labyrinth and there are three exits. Exit A leads to an inferno. Exit B leads to an assassin. Exit C leads to a lion that hasn’t eaten in 3 years. Which exit do you pick?
Exit C. If a lion hasn’t eaten in 3 years, it has definitely starved to death.
What is never there when you say it's name?
Dog with no legs
What gets whiter the dirtier it gets?
Chalkboard
One barber has messy hair and a messy barber shop. The other barber his clean hair and a clean barber shop. What barber should you go to?
To the messy one, because he gives his clients, including the other barber, a clean haircut.
The man who made it didn't need it
The man who bought it, didn't need it yet
And the man who is using it, didn't know he was using it
Coffin
I move with purpose, but never far
On this battlefield of salt and tar
a man of god rests by my side
and on the other my faithful bride
A King
You live in a cabin with a unique feature: Each window in the cabin has a view to the South. There are windows on each exterior wall. One day, gazing out of one of the windows, you spot a bear. What color is it?
White, you're on the North Pole
It's free, but it’s priceless. You can’t keep it, but you can spend it. Once you’ve lost it you can never get it back.
TIME
I have more legs than a man, yet I am slower, I have more hearts than a man, yet I am feeble I never last longer than a year, but part of me lasts a lifetime What am I?
Pregnant Woman
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
A man holds a bee in his hand, what is in his eye?
Beauty (Beauty in the eye of the beholder (BEE-holder)