They said WHAT!?!?
"*moos so loud I make a young child cry, and my mom forces me to apologize to their parents*"
Connor
"in the back of my mind..."
"you died"
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boy falls into gorilla enclosure, hilarity ensues
Minecraft - 1 dimension
Terraria
An anthropomorphic dinosaur attempts to murder two Italian plumbers, before passing the whole thing off as a car accident.
Mario Kart
Daily Double!
Trey
"She's gonna to cream to...
...the songs I send her"
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clicking on circles while my parents argue in the background
Regal + Grease
Burger King
Cute Lovable mascots brutalize each other for no discernable reason. A pedophiles playground.
Smash Bros.
"Matteo is literally the best player we have and you're all so mean to him for no reason"
Kaleb (while tearing up)
"Women have these things called expectations, and as men...
...we can never fulfill them"
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developing a deep hatred for pickles over time
Jamie + eggs
Mayonnaise
Children shoot ink at each other to mark their gang territory.
Splatoon
"Favorite food: pepper"
Brett
"You mean to tell me, that...
...a shrimp fried this rice"
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Thanos orders his usual at the krusty krab
'NPC' insult + 29 year old
Dollar tree
A team of tooled up professionals exposes some rather lax security at the airport.
MW2
"I could literally invest in stocks for 20 bro be moaning in the discord call. Need mommy gf with huge milkers"
Matteo
"Well nintendo, you've done it again...
...you put sephiroth in smash brothers"
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The beatles land on the moon circa 1969
Obesity + presumed dead
Uncle Fatty
Open World sandbox game with construction workers and poultry meals
Fortnite