Badly Described Tabletop Games
Who has the most offensive card in their hand? They win. It doesn't matter what the black card is.
What is Cards Against Humanity
"I don't know.....such guy"
When this Ninja is sent out to Battle, you can give 1 Damage to 1 of your other Ninjas. In that case, select and give 1 Damage to 1 of your opponenet's Ninjas with equal to or lower printed Entrance cost than that Ninja's.
What is
Sasuke Uchiha
[Cold-Headed]
Enchanted Crystal Arrow
Architect tests structural integrity via cruel death march.
What is Lemmings
A microwave is actually a time machine.
What is Steins Gate
Ruin all your relationships with made up money.
What is Monopoly
"Your way is inefficent and unnecessarily risky. Don't lose sight of our goal."
During the Exchange of Jutsu, you can discard 1 of your Chakras. In that case, this Ninja and 1 Ninja Battling against this Ninja become Stand-By Ninjas.
What is
Itachi Uchiha
[Goal]
Final Spark
Mutant marsupial kills dozens of animals in order to punish reckless scientist for harming animals.
What is Crash Bandicoot
Teenagers actually can't just stop their online game.
What is Sword Art Online
Four obese mammals are force fed something that will probably give them diabetes
What is Hungry Hungry Hippos
"I found you!"
(3)
Effect: Reveal all the cards in your Battle Reward area. If there are 1 or more Ninja cards among them, select 1 of them and place it in the user's Team in any position. Then, return the rest.
What is
Exposing the Hideout
[EoH]
Spirit Rush
Who is Ahri
An anthropomorphic dinosaur attempts to murder two Italian plumbers, before passing the whole thing off as a car accident.
What is Mario Kart
A boy eats his idol's hair to improve himself.
What is My Hero Academia
A veiled attempt to make spelling fun
What is Scrabble
"I am not alone this time!"
Li|Li
Target: User
Effect: You can discard as many cards you like from the top of your Deck. In that case, the target gets +1/+1 for each of the discarded cards during the turn. In addition, the target gets "Clone Status" during the turn.
What is
Shadow Clone Jutsu
[SCJ]
Stand United
Who is Shen
A star athlete pursues his abusive father through time. Daddy is a genocidal whale beast.
What is Final Fantasy X
Guy dies saving a girl, and takes a goddess as a reward during his reincarnation
What is Konosuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World!
Kill Adam first
What is Mafia
"A girl's gotta be tough if she's going to survive something like this!"
During the Exchange of Jutsu, you can exchange all the cards in your hand with the same amount of cards from the top of your Deck.
What is
Sakura Haruno
[A Double Personality]
[Sakura ADP]
Realm Warp
Who is Ryze
The earth's mightiest nations are all founded within earshot of one another. They fight.
What is Age of Empires 2
I found a book that lets me kill people at the cost of apples.
What is Death Note