Ethan Crashout
This piece of furniture is designed for a single person to sit on, with a back and one or more legs. It was thrown at Conlan once.
What is a chair?
On May 8th, 2005 this drug dealing king pin was born.
Who is Dylan Watters?
This furry companion has a blue tounge and shares a name with a famous TV crystal methamphetamine drug lord.
Who is Walter?
This piece of infrastructure was designed to drain excess rain and ground water from impervious surfaces such as paved streets, car parks, parking lots, footpaths, sidewalks, and roofs. We would frequent this a lot during the summer.
What is the storm drain?
What is alcohol and weed?
What is noah coming out?
This hot mom is mother to our very own peanut man.
Who is Julie Welch?
A song created by Tyler the Creator, featuring Rex Orange County started with lyrics finding some time.
What is Boredom?
This game is a 2018 game developed by Motion Twin and Evil Empire in which the player takes the role of an amorphous creature called the Prisoner. It is typical for Ethan to crashout while playing.
What is Dead Cells?
This special female friend would leave many of us confused as to why Steven kissed her.
Who is Jamie Garcia?
This incident would become a mystery in our friend group, never having a true answer to what it was.
What is the Camile incident?
Ethan will typically get upset when you try to give him this type of advice in the gloopchat, specifically from DW.
What is relationship advice?
On November 11th, 2019 this Gloop member would send a picture to the snapchat group chat with a filter displaying the date and a heart.
Who is Noah Kubiak?
This roommate of a Gloop member would hum very loudly when said member was trying to sleep.
Who is Elliot?
What is tag?
A crashout happened while walking in the halls of Wauwatosa West High School. Present were Noah, Logan, and of course Ethan. Ethan would crashout and attack Noah damaging this article of clothing.
What is a sweatshirt?
On August 26th, 2023 this Gloop member would get head for the first time.
Who is Conlan Welch?
This gloop sibling is the youngest sibling in all of Gloop. Related to one of the Dylans.
Who is Ezekiel?
This is Logan's favorite color
What is purple?