"Best" Games of All Time
The 5th best Zelda game of all time is my pick for the best (or second best depending on the day) Zelda game of all time
Wind Waker
The pantheon(s) from which the celestial bodies that have undergone hydrostatic equilibrium in our Solar System take their names
Greek, Roman, Shakespeare, Pope (no not that one), Polynesian, First Peoples (Tongva, Inuit), Chinese
The First Song of Paint Shop's debut album
Paint Shop
The cape classifications
(10 pts per correct answer)
1. Mover
2. Shaker
3. Brute
4. Breaker
5. Master
6. Tinker
7. Blaster
8. Thinker
9. Striker
10. Changer
11. Trump
12. Stranger
Bonus 5 pts per answer: Shifter, Nuker, Catcher, Brick, Shaper, Razor, Controller
Overwatch 2
Woke
Contains overtly pro-LGBTQ+ messaging. Lots of diverse and LGBTQ+ characters. Retroactively changed the sexuality of many characters to be more inclusive.
This iconic and widely influential JRPG franchise has no games among the top 100 best games of all time
Dragon Quest
The ancient discipline from which the gravitationally rounded objects in our solar system (and their non-gravitationally rounded satellites) derive their astronomical symbols
Alchemy
The 10th Sin
Also Mario Party
Who is ready?
Bonesaw is ready
No Man's Sky
Somewhat Woke
Contains subtly pro-LGBTQ+ messaging. Most alien characters and fauna are not sexually dimorphous. Other genders aside from male and female are common and they/them pronouns are frequently used.
This 99th best game of all time is also the oldest game in the top 100, having come out in this year.
(150 pts for the game, 150 pts for the year)
Donkey Kong, 1981
The prettiest gravitationally rounded object in our solar system
Calisto
What does the button do?
Unknown (Maybe we'll find out one day)
What animal is one of Faultline's crew named for?
(Lucy Question: What does the character try to help Faultline with in their interlude, and how do they attempt to help?)
The Snail
(Lucy Answer: Giving Faultline a second trigger, surprise strangulation)
Overcooked
Somewhat Woke
Contains subtly pro-DEI messaging. One of the playable characters is a wheelchair-bound raccoon.
(50 pts per Mario game that shouldn't be there but is)
7. Super Mario 64
14. Super Mario World
31. Super Mario Bros. 3
49. Super Mario Odyssey
52. Super Mario Bros.
56. Super Mario Galaxy
80. Super Mario Galaxy 2
96. Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
The (currently confirmed) gravitationally rounded objects in our solar system
(10 pts per correct answer)
1. Sol
2. Mercury
3. Venus
4. Terra
5. Luna
6. Mars
7. Ceres
8. Jupiter
9. Io
10. Europa
11. Ganymede
12. Calisto
13. Saturn
14. Mimas
15. Enceladus
16. Tethys
17. Dione
18. Rhea
19. Titan
20. Iapetus
21. Uranus
22. Miranda
23. Ariel
24.Umbriel
25. Titania
26. Oberon
27. Neptune
28. Triton
29. Orcus
30. Pluto
31. Charon
32. Salacia
33. Haumea
34. Quaoar
35. Makemake
36. Gonggong
37. Eris
38. Sedna
The best Paint Shop album
Talking Around Each Other
Was it worth it?
(Lucy Question: was it *actually* worth it?)
Yes
(Lucy Answer: No)
Subnautica
Somewhat Woke
Contains subtly anti-gun and subtly pro-LGBTQ+ messaging. The game's director has stated he chose not to put guns in this game as 'one vote toward a world with less guns.' The databank titled 'Relationship Contract Legal Recording' is a conversation between two lesbians where one breaks up with the other.
These are the top 10 games of all time
(100 pts per correct game)
1. Breath of the Wild
2. The Last of Us
3. Tetris
4. Half-Life
5. Ocarina of Time
6. The Witcher 3
7. Super Mario 64
8. Resident Evil 4
9. BioShock
10. Skyrim
Fun Fact
Give me a space fact that I both do not already know and find fun
The number of currently available Paint Shop albums
19 and 1 pair of singles. 2 Albums were discontinued due to offensive material
After the Undersiders and Travelers left the meeting between the Brockton Bay heroes and villains that was called to discuss the Slaughterhouse 9, who is the cape that stayed behind to surveil the remaining parties?
Genesis... wait what do you mean there were two capes who stayed behind? No there weren't, stop trying to gaslight me.
Half-Life 2
Not Woke
Contains no Woke content.