Dem Oldies
Mark the Books
Wisdom from the Father
History of the Guy
Yoink the Pack
200

This is the place often confused by me with Swagbucks. Pretty much most common online discount forum used by the padre.

What is Slickdeals?

200

Name the verse: For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but in order that the world might be saved through him.

What is John 3:17?

200

아빠 chose this at O´Charley´s this afternoon. Honestly if you don´t get this, you´re struggling.

What is Country Fried Steak?

200

He pretends to be good at this but actually Reuben is better. Carlos's hot dogs stopped Micah from this and Mateo bows out after he leaves the premises.

What is mini golf/putt putt?

400

What is Cooler Than Me?

400

Apparently Tatay is Lola's favorite and Uncle Robbie is jelly. Der Vati mocks the Burrito especially after this last year. To distinguish between the two best options here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEhr5HYyO4c.

What is ESPN (Fantasy Football)?

400

Name the verse: Therefore do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Sufficient for the day is its own trouble.

What is Matthew 6:34?

400

This was the only other person in the family to agree to take care, clean up, and walk the evil member in the family.

Who is Mateo?

400
Micah and I wore costumes based on this series for basically my entire childhood. Summary of the plotline: Glowing box causes big fights. Teenagers team up with guy who all fights are him leaping in slow motion.

What is Transformers?

600

What is Human Nature 7"?

600

In which Father takes the account of another. That person has had their picture taken and the big man will print it out as a supposed "gift". They have good orange juice. Flatulence meets a son of Noah.

What is Wyndham?

600

Who said this?: "No way, the coupon period passed. This is for the family at the right time."

Who is Papa?

600

This is what was desired by папа in the place of the Pinoy so much it was necessary to trudge through knee-deep junk. Micah got a hashbrown.

What is coffee?

600

I mean it's a good snuggle buddy. Father criticizes us for using the stripey thing even though he never does. The main difference between Wyndham and Sheraton is the number of these.

What are pillows?

800

What is You're Still the One?

800

Weird name, weird function. Half the time Père doesn't even do anything because he isn't one of the bunch. Minimal input, unnecessarily high output.

What is QualBoard?

800

Who said this?: "Get the stuffed-crust pepperoni. That's the best one". Hint: The guy who bought the $3.99 shirts at Walmart (Tasty Waves, Sloth Dance) and called them a "bargain".

Who is Lolo?

800

Daily Double

Where is Concord Rd Exit?

800

This guy was the other guy who got called up at the Highway 96 Chick-fil-a besides Mr. Stephen Mee. I remember this one day I got off the bus and Micah was playing 2K Playgrounds with him. He used some old dude like Pistol Pete to play with. He and his wife left for Türkiye.

Who is Mr. Greg Cline?

1000

Bàba gets whooped up by every single other person on this website. The platform is one of the best for power rankings. Father jumps into the party owned by the one who went number two in their pants I think in college.

What is CBS (March Madness)?

1000

Who said this?: "Get off me you big lump" and "Man, this guy. Fourth place, you got beat by Josh. He didn't even play." Hint: Their spouse had good hot chocolate wafer straws and a child that apparently got into a magnet school.

Who is Uncle Chad?

1000

He has pretty much the most experience of all of us in this game. He booted it up on the bonus room TV and proceeded to self-destruct himself. Why is it still popular?

What is Fortnite?
1000

Daily Double

Who is George Washington?

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