Inspector Thoughts
When do I get a copy of the report?
What is never?
The whole house needs rewired.
What is the remedy for a missing GFCI?
When a realtor says "take it easy on me here."
There are 5 hysterical barking dogs next to the front door
What is "why are you mad at me God?"
My grandpa built this house with his 2 bare hands.
What is grandpa had a drinking problem.
This is a dads primary responsibility.
What is a deal killer?
Comes with an in ground swimming pool.
What is there is water in the basement.
Why?
What is the most common question in an inspectors mind.
Seller says their home is worth $285,000.
What is a chicken coop?
This house has been recently remodeled.
What is everything is gray and white.