It would have been a laugh to see Mommy doing this last night.
What was kissing Santa Claus?
"Maybe Christmas, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!"
Who is The Grinch?
This "liquid refreshment" is dispensed to the children during their trip to the North Pole in The Polar Express
What is Hot Chocolate?
Four letter song, Y'all know it's the best.
What is X.M.A.S?
This north pole resident has similar aspirations to Trent.
Who is Hermie?
To apply ornamental decorative items to the house's connective passage ways.
What is Deck The Halls?
"This fog's as thick as peanut butter!"
Who is Yukon Cornelius?
During his psychiatric session, this person admitted to suffering from pantophobia.
Who was Charlie Brown?
When it comes to hot chocolate, there's just one rule!
What is never ever let it cool?
The Three Kings of Orient are often trying to perform this ritual.
What is trying to smoke a rubber cigar.
My parent's mother was involved in an unexpected trampling incident with an antlered creature of the genus Rangifer.
What is Grandma Go Run Over By A Reindeer?
"Let's face it. We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It's run by a big eastern syndicate, you know."
Who is Lucy Van Pelt?
The main character in Polar Express did this and then exclaimed, "I've wanted to do that all my life!"
What is pull the train whistle in the locomotive cab?
The grade Ralphie was given on his themed essay "What I Want For Christmas"?
What is a C?
This member of the Elasmobranchii subclass is commonly seen next to a trough for horses or sheep to eat from.
What is a shark?
The only thing I desire to acquire on the 25th day of December is a pair of processes attached to the forward section my jaw serving for the prehension and mastication of food.
What is "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth"?
"We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup."
Who is Buddy the Elf (in Elf)?
This bird has "gone away" in a Winter Wonderland.
What is a bluebird?
Only leaving bare wall with nothing but hooks and some wire, this was the last thing the Grinch took from the house
What is the log for their fire?
2 cups Tang
1/2 cup instant tea
1 package lemonade mix-3 oz.
1 1/2 tsp. cinnamon
3/4 tsp. cloves
1/2 cup sugar
What is Grandma's Russian Tea?
A period of one and 5/7th weeks revolving around the winter holiday celebrated on the 25th day of December.
What is The Twelve Days Of Christmas?
"You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down."
Who is George Bailey?
This special delivery arrived in a package marked "fra-gi-le" (fragile)?
What is a leg lamp?
This bully terrorizes Ralphie and his friends in A Christmas Story
Who is Scut Farcus?
This family patriarch said: "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."
Who is Grandpa Jess?