Knock Knock
Logic
Word Play
Humans
Animals
100
Knock-Knock, who is there? Ya. Ya who?
NO, I prefer Google.
100
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
Attire
100
What did the red light say to the green light?
don't look, I am changing!
100
What do rappers use in their laundry?
Blee--otch
100
Why don't dinosaurs talk?
Their dead.
200
What award did the inventor of the Knock-Knock joke get?
The 'No Bell' prize
200
I broke my arm in two places. The Dr. said?
Stay away from those places!
200
What do you call a sketchy neighborhood in Italy?
a Spaghetto
200
What do you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?
Itookalook
200
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam
300
Knock, Knock, "Whose there?", Daisy, "Daisy Who?"
Daisy me rollin' They hatin'
300
Why are there fences around a cemetary?
People are dying to get in!
300
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre
300
Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?
He was too far out!
300
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
They kept going 'Bach', 'Bach', 'Bach'
400
knock, knock, "Who is there", Doris, "Doris who?"
the Doris locked, that's why I am knocking.
400
What do you call a belt made of watches?
A "Waist" of Time
400
What do you call security at SamSung?
The Guardians of the Galaxy
400
Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?
She kept running from the ball.
400
What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?
MuFasa!
500
Knock, knock, "Who is there?", Opportunity, "Opportunity who?
Are you kidding, Opportunity doesn't knock twice!
500
Why did we get rid of our vacuum cleaner?
All it did was collect dust.
500
What is the difference between ingnorance and apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
500
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Then it would be a foot!
500
What is a duck's favorite drug?
Quack!
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