ID the 8th Grader
This 8th grader is responsible for the most uncomfortable moment of Mr. Weiser's teaching career...
Valeria... and thanks for bringing it up again this year...
Superman
What did the buffalo say to his son when he sent him off to college?
Bison!
What is my wife's name?
Andrea or Drea
This person was the very first person Mr. Weiser met at OLG...
Linda in the office... DUH!
Diego
According to Mr. Weiser--and the law--what do you never put on a hot dog?
Ketchup.... y'all are nasty.
What concert will cost you 45 cents to attend?
Fifty Cent featuring Nickelback.
What is Mr. Weiser's B-Day?
1/8
When Mr. Weiser interviewed for the job at OLG he had to teach a lesson. Which teacher did Mr. Weiser teach a lesson for.... (y'all were in 5th grade at the time).
Mr. Ferris
This 8th Grader has spent more time w/ Mr. Weiser than any of the other students.
Santi
Mr. Weiser's favorite sports team is obviously the....
Cowboys!!!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
It was two tired.
How old is Mr. Weiser?
34... quiet Leanna and Valeria.
After meeting Mr. Ferris, Mr. Lopez, and Mr. Ambriz, Mr. Weiser was surprised to find this out during his very first staff meeting...
There were no other men on staff.
This 8th Grader has proven to be the loudest in the hallways...
Gavin... it's 100% Gavin.
Though you've stopped caring, what fun article of clothing does Mr. Weiser wear everyday?
Socks... They're Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtle today... no, I will not show you. Next Question.
Why did the old man fall into the well?
Because he didn't see that well.
Where did Mr. Weiser go to High School?
Notre Dame
What memorable thing happened to Mr. Weiser last year at the Carnival during your dance?
These 8th graders are the only ones who have a sister whom I have taught.... (2 8th graders(
The Luissis... Not Chuissi... Not Melendizzi.
Mr. Weiser has shared stories about an infamous student of his was basically a living cartoon with the antics he got involved with. Who are these stories named after?
William!
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana peel?
A slipper.
If Mr. Weiser could teach any subject he would teach....
History!
What did Mr. Weiser tell you was a silly dream of yours last year that turned into quite the realistic nightmare?
Distant Learning/Zooming form home/Not being at school because of Covid.