Suicide is Badass
Good Christian Mythology 101
Dad Jokes REDUX
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Poorly Explained Movies 2
200

This popular lead singer died by hanging, he had long battled with depression and substance abuse.

Chester Bennington

200

Where Adam & Eve lived, at the beginning of the world

Garden of Eden

200

I broke the tip of my knife, now it's ________

Pointless

200

The scientific study of life and living organisms

Biology

200

Genetically modified frogs cause a ruckus.

Jurassic Park/Jurassic World Franchise 

400

This actress died of a barbiturate overdoes at her Los Angels home in 1962

Marilyn Monroe

400

The number of days it took the Lord God above to create the world

6

400

Where do people stash their weed on the highway?

Potholes

400

The study of humanity that crosses biology and sociology.

Anthropology

400

Teenage girl has to choose who to sleep with, a corpse or a dog.

Twilight Franchise

600

This Dutch Post-Impressionist painter died two days after shooting himself in the chest

Vincent van Gogh

600

The place where God gave unto Moses the Ten Commandments

Mr. Sinai

600

What do you call a flock of sheep rolling down a hill?

A lamb-slide

600

The study of fossilized animals and plants

Paleontology

600

A nerdy teenager binds up men and photographs them for money.

Spider-Man

800

This famous chef hanged himself in his hotel room in France

Anthony Bourdain

800

Jesus of Nazareth curses one of these trees in anger, because he was hungry and he was upset that this was not the season the tree bore fruit.

Fig Tree

800

My buddy told me his girlfriend was 3'3", I told him I'd love to _______

Meter

800

The study of relationships between humans and animals, over time.

Archaeozoology / Zooarchaeology

800

A series of intense naps.

Inception

1000

This Roman politician and general committed suicide by falling on his own sword after hearing a false report.

Mark Antony

1000

2 Kings 2:23-24

23 From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. “Get out of here, baldy!” they said. “Get out of here, baldy!” 24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord.

Two of THIS animal, then appeared

Bears

24 He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the Lord. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the boys.

1000

A red ship and a blue ship crash into each other, all the sailors were _______

Marooned

1000

The study of birds

Ornithology

1000

A family's first air-BnB experience goes horribly wrong

The Shining

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