Food
What are two things you can never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. Next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
What goes up and down but can’t move?
A staircase
What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
Incorrectly
A rooster laid an egg on top of the barn roof. Which way did it roll?
It didn’t roll – roosters don’t lay eggs.
What is the answer to this question?
What
What is the official language of the United States?
At a federal level, there is no official language
Which state is Washington D.C. in?
None, it's a District
There are 10 birds in a tree, how many will be left in the tree after a hunter shoots 2 of them?
How many letters are in the alphabet?
Eleven. T-h-e -a-l-p-h-a-b-e-t
If you build a fort, drive a Ford and fill out a form, then what do you eat soup with?
A spoon
A group of 10 ostriches are in a field. If four of them take off flying, how many are left in the field?
All of them. Ostriches can’t fly.
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age
What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter w
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How is that possible?
The horse's name was Friday
Why did the woman run around her bed at night?
To catch up on her sleep.
Are Bugatti cars made in France or Italy?
France
Only one letter doesn’t appear in any US state name. What is it?
Q
Why are 1968 pennies worth more than 1967 pennies?
There is 1 more penny in 1968 pennies than 1967 pennies
If you were running a race and passed the person in second place, what place would you be in now?
2nd
How many times can you cut a cake in half?
Technically, only once.
What is 2+2?
Fish
A little girl kicks a soccer ball. It goes 10 feet and comes back to her. How is this possible?
Gravity, she kicked it up
How can you drop a glass vase on a concrete floor and not crack it?
Concrete floors are hard to crack.
What two keys can’t open any door?
A Monkey and a Donkey
A man runs out of his home, yelling, “Help a thief!”. Instead of stopping the thief, his neighbor hands her car keys to the thief. Why?
The man didn’t use a comma.
What is the only officially bilingual province in Canada?
New Brunswick. Quebec’s official language is only French.
What state is the Statue of Liberty in?
You'd think New York, but it's actually New Jersey
An electric train is moving north at 100mph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10mph. Which way does the smoke blow?
There's no smoke it's an electric train
Spell enemy in three letters.
Foe
What has eyes but can’t see?
A potato
If there are eight oranges in a bag and you take away two, how many do you have?
Two
What goes up a drain pipe down but doesn't come down a drain pipe up?
Rain
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter "m"
Which is correct? “Penguins flies” or “A penguin flies.”
Neither, penguins don't fly
A man went outside in the pouring rain without an umbrella. Not a single hair on his head got wet. How is this possible?
He's bald
What country has the most pyramids in the world?
Sudan. While Egypt has 138, there are around 255 in Sudan.
This state's estimated population is slight over 7 times that of California's
Depression
A man pushes his car until he reaches a hotel. When he arrives, he goes bankrupt. What happened?
He’s playing Monopoly, and his piece is the car. He lands in a space with a hotel and doesn’t have the money to pay the fee.
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter “g” to it, and it’s gone.
Why shouldn’t you tell secrets on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
Two is a duo, and three is a trio. So what do four and five make?
Nine
A 10-foot rope ladder hangs over the side of a boat with the bottom rung on the surface of the water. The rungs are one foot apart, and the tide goes up at the rate of 6 inches per hour. How long will it be until three rungs are covered?
Never, the boat rises as the tide goes up.
What do an island and the letter “t” have in common?
They are both in the middle of water.
Let’s say you have to lift a hippo with one finger. How would you do it?
You wouldn’t because you can’t find a one-fingered hippo.
What happens if you throw a white hat into the Black Sea?
The hat gets wet
With what country is France’s longest land border?
Brazil, because of French Guyana.
Where was German chocolate cake invented?
Texas
My father is a chemist, and my mother is a mathematician. They gave me a codename that could be translated into my real name. My codename is “Iron59” what is my real name?
Felix. Iron for Fe, and 59 as the Roman word for Lix.
If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?
Survivors aren’t buried.