Who Said It?
"Let's-a go!"
Chris Pratt
(You idiot.)
It's said that Mars might have rings in the future. Its two moons are moving closer to the planet, and they'll collapse under Mars' gravitational force, turning them into a circle of debris around the red planet, composed of Phobos, and this moon.
Deimos
Despite Europe's powerful attempts to lower CO2 emissions, no one in history has done it better than this country, who lowered emissions by having enough people killed.
Mongolia
Wii Sports
"Only pay for what you need."
Liberty Mutual
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Nothing happened on 10-10-21.
Too bad there's no swimming pool for planets. If there was a body of water big enough for this planet in our solar system to fit in, it would be light enough to float in it!
Saturn
Located at the head of Africa, just south of Gibraltar. This country's native name in Arabic, "Maghrib", means "place of setting", referring to the setting of the sun in the west, since this country's land could also be found at the far west of the old world.
Morocco.
"Finish him!"
Mortal Kombat
"Mmm! Mmm! Good!"
Campbell's Soup
"I speak softly, but I carry a big stick!"
Saturn V
Despite this independent European country being predominantly Romanian, it still remains separate from the mainland. Perhaps this was because, unlike the mainland, it was directly annexed by the Soviet Union, which would, later down the road, lead to altered demographics. If the worst happens, they could likely be invaded by Russia again since they're also right next door to the country that's currently being invaded.
Unrelated, but it's also responsible for the birth of the ancient "Numa Numa" meme.
Moldova
"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!"
The Legend of Zelda
"The ultimate driving machine."
BMW
"I want every gun we have to fire on that man."
Kilo Ren
The US might've been the first country to make it to the moon, but the Soviets will always be credited for being the first to launch a man into space, a dog into space, and mankind's first artificial satellite, giving it this name.
Sputnik 1
If the British all somehow migrated here, the sun really WOULD never set on the British Empire, seeing how, due to its unique geographical location, the sun stays up in the sky here for six months before descending past the horizon, leading way to another six months of constant darkness.
Antarctica
"I'll take 2 number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda."
GTA V
"Powering Imagination"
Roblox
"I have defeated the Austrians by simply marching!"
Napoleon Bonaparte
The milky way is big. You know what else is big? Our neighboring galaxy that's so far away, if we travelled towards it at the speed of light, it would still look exactly the same, and would still go by this name.
Andromeda
I wouldn't be surprised if Dutch wasn't the first language you think of when you see South America. You'll find most South American Dutch speakers situationed in this country, one of the smallest on the continent. This neighbor of France was the only former South American colony owned by the Dutch. It's not a far drive to the Eiffel Tower from here, but not the one you're probably thinking of.
Suriname
"Snake? Are you okay? Snake? SNAAAAAKE!!!"
Metal Gear
"What's in your wallet?"
Capital One Bank