Toothpaste
How many Board Certified dentists recommend Colgate?
9/10
Tell me a snek
I gib yu point depend on snek
What is best Frie Riec
You feel Jakeb's strangely concerning possibly coked up eyes staring at your abnormally large and potentially infected forehead but not any other part of your face because that would be weird.
Who is my favorite human?
Gorlfren
How egotistical am I?
ALLof it
What do a wave and toothpaste have in common?
Crest
Bet soop?
Chicken Noodle
it makuh you helfy
Who has all the ladders according to math?
Mr. Brust
Gay Gay
Homosexual Gay
(If you responded differently you lose 1.5x points)
How do I tend to react to emotionally tense situations?
By being a blunt, egocentric jerk.
Best flavor of toothpaste?
Sparkle Fun
Peak children's game from like probably 2012 or something
YETI IN MY SPAGHETTI
Are you forklift certified?
Not unless you're Big D or a caked up OC
What's my favorite game?
Horizon: Zero Dawn
During Kamen Rider Build, the character Banjou Ryuga has a special full bottle, what do I call the full bottle?
the GOON bottle!!!
Why did I use children's toothpaste until I was 14?
It BURNSBURNSBURNS >:(
Wat you sae wen guy makuh soop Ron?
Haiyahhhhhh
Chiri Orr
What are the full lyrics to Breathe It In?
You don't know it. I don't feel like writing them. If you can entertain me though I'll give you points.
What is my ideal gift?
I don't want one.
Enlighten me young witch, how dost thou maketh tine bathe tubbe potion?
1/2 ounce of Shampoo (The fancy mom kind)
2 cups of fishes
Gerald the rubber duck
Every other ounce of liquid within reach of your hands
CoryXKenshin meme
NO TOUCHING MY SPAGHETT
Peak bullshit meme
Moon Knight: RANDOM BULLSHIT GOOOOO
What is my Domain Expansion?
Fingey Wingley
What is Jakeb's Domain Expansion?
All of Twitter