funny
what did the pig say on a hot day.
i'm bacon
where do young trees go to learn
Elementree school
Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?
It was too tired
Where do you learn to make ice cream
sundae school
What do you call a boomerang that wont come back
a stick
why did the toddler toss the butter out the window
so she could see a butterfly.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck
What did the duck say when waiter gave him the check?
Put it on my bill
Whats the one thing you're always guaranteed to get on your birthday
A year older
Once i read about glue
I couldn't put it down
How do celebrities keep cool
They have many fans
When does A joke become A dad joke?
When it becomes apparent
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled eggs
What did the ocean say to the pirate
Nothing it just waved
Why are frogs always so happy
they eat whatever bugs them
why do bees have sticky hair
because they use a honeycomb.
What do you call A can opener that's broken?
A can't opener
Why was the easter bunny so upset?
He was having a bad hare day
Why do magicians do so well in school
they're good at trick questions
what did the cowboy say when his dog ran away
doggone it
kid:I'll call you later
DAD: No,call me dad
Why is peter pan always flying?
He neverlands
Where do dads get their jokes from?
The dad-da base.
What is a cat's favorite color
purrr-ple.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look a bit flushed