What Comes Next
“Hey, darlin’. Wakey wakey.” - Jason
“This isn’t a dream, is it? I am really waking up to you?” - Salim
To initiate her very first "verse jump" in the IRS building janitor's closet, Alpha-Waymond instructs Evelyn to perform this specific action
Switching her shoes to the wrong feet
Every time I go in the bathroom part of my brain is just repeating "80% of accidents at home occur in the bathroom"
Holden
“I always wanted to go to a haunted house”
Salim
[“I always wanted to go to a haunted house,” Salim muttered with a dramatic sigh, even as his eyes sparkled with humor.]
This Marine Lieutenant has a Generation III Fire-type Pokémon that resembles a tortoise, burns coal inside its shell, and possesses the unique ability White Smoke
Jason TorKOLCHEK
“Othman, I’d like to borrow you.” - Rachel
“You have to return him. And I charge late fees.” - Jason
This golden Egyptian artifact brings all the historical figures and animals in the museum to life
The Tablet of Ahkmenrah
Is she alive Cause I thought lady gaga was dead till I was 14
Lake
“No fighting at the table,”
Eric
[“No fighting at the table,” Eric joked, the edges of his eyes crinkling as he smiled.]
This pumpkin loving sweetheart has a Generation I Poison/Bug-type Pokémon that evolves from Venonat and attacks by scattering toxic scales from its wings
Salim VenomOTHMAN
“It’s almost a shame we aren’t going back underground. Your glow would be useful. Though I guess you would have to run around without a shirt.” - Salim
“He already ran around without pants.” - Jones
This is the exact number of consecutive life sentences Megamind is serving at the Metro City Prison for the Criminally Gifted
85
The scariest part isn’t even that it’s that he’s British
Mimi
“Tag, you’re it.”
Jason
[The shorter man approached him, slinging his rifle over his back, and tapped him on the shoulder. “Tag, you’re it.”]
This CIA agent keeps a Generation I Water-type Pokémon that evolves from Krabby and wields an oversized left pincer with 10,000 horsepower crushing power
Rachel KINGler
“Koosie?” - Jason
“Quzi. It is the most popular dish in Iraq. You’ve been here how long and you haven't tried it?” - Salim
This eerie, nostalgic late-night television show serves as an obsession and an escape for young Owen and Maddy
The Pink Opaque
i love alacjol
CJ
“You expect me to follow the commands of a cheater?!”
Salim
[“There was no competition whatsoever! That’s called cheating, Jason!” Salim accused, throwing his hands up just like Nick. “You expect me to follow the commands of a cheater?!”]
This lunar hating Marine has a Ghost/Fairy-type Pokémon that wears a ragged, hand-drawn disguise to look like Pikachu because it desperately wants to make friends
JereMIMIKYU Mosson
“None of y’all better try and one up me, y’hear? It’s been done, and nobody else needs to do it again.” - Jason
“Most of us don’t carry lassos around ready to go, cowboy.” - Jones
This Dragon-type Pokémon serves as Mewtwo's mail carrier, flying through the raging storm to hand-deliver hologram invitations to top trainers
Dragonite
did you guys know i was almost australian
Quinn
“We’re a monster hunting team?”
Mosson
[Everyone was quiet, processing, until Mosson finally spoke aloud what they all were thinking. “We’re a monster hunting team?”]
This blue eyed young Marine has an equally blue, bird-like Galar region Pokémon that is so remarkably forgetful that it frequently forgets which opponent it is currently fighting
CramorANTONIO PALMER