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Who might have maybe possibly sort of kind of written me?

John, Son of Zebdee / John, the elder

100

What is my Christology level, Doc?

High Christology!

100

What happens if you eat Jesus?

You find eternal life!

100

Can you quote the opening words of my prologue?

"In the beginning was the word”

100

Can you name at least three misunderstandings?

Physical temple vs. Jesus’ body as temple

Running water vs. Living water

Physical food to eat vs. Spiritual food

Bread from heaven vs. Living bread

Going away / You will not find me

Jesus existed before Abraham

Asleep vs. Death

200

How many "I Am" titles do I feature?

7

200

What are the four images of Jesus I portray?

Jesus, God’s Word (Logos)

Jesus, The Lamb of God

Jesus, The Unique Son of God

The “I Am” That Existed Before Abraham


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What are the 7 "I Am" titles Jesus claims?

I am the bread of life

I am the light of the world

I am the gate for the sheep

I am the good shepherd

I am the resurrection

I am the way, truth, and life

I am the true vine

200

What is The Spirit (Jesus' presence) also known as?

The Advocate (INFJ)

200

Does Jesus secretly have a foot fetish?

No! (Actually, I don't know, but scholars believe Jesus really did wash his disciples' feet to demonstrate God's nature as a being of self-giving love <3 aww

300

What does my prologue allude to? 

Book of Genesis One

300

What is Sophia? (definition/translation)

Wisdom

300

What are the 7 titles people immediately recognize Jesus by?

The Lamb of God

Son of God

King of Israel

The Son of Man

Messiah

Rabbi

Jesus of Nazareth

300

How unique am I? 

Over 90% exclusive

300

What is the difference between Sophia and Logos?

JUDGEMENT DAY IS NIGH

400

What is the first miraculous sign of Jesus I decree?

Jesus turns jugs of water into wine at a wedding

400

When is your final for this class due?

THIS FRIDAY NIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH

DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE QUIZ!

400

Carbon date me! Or when was I (kind of) written?

90-110 CE

400

What do scholars propose regarding my composition?

Many scholars propose that The Gospel of John underwent multiple editions and stages of development

400

Are you a feminist? If so, name at least FOUR women I feature.

The Mother of Jesus

A Samaritan woman

An accused woman

Martha and Mary

Mary the wife of Clopas

Mary Magdalene

500

What is the symbolism behind Jesus's first miraculous sign?

The first miraculous sign reveals the generosity of God’s kingdom (duh)

500
Can you mention THREE of the unmentioned? (What am I missing compared to the Synoptic Gospels?)

A Birth Story

Jesus's Baptism

Satan's Temptation / Tests

Parables

Exorcisms

Predictions of Jerusalem's Downfall

No Condemnations for The Rich or Sayings Helping The Poor

500

What are my major themes?

Jesus reveals God's love

Jesus as the Incarnate Word

Jesus as the Way, Truth, and Life

Role of the Holy Spirit

500

What's The Spirit's (Jesus' promised presence) purpose?

JUDGMENT DAY IS NIGH

The Spirit’s purpose is to be the loving personal presence that lives in Jesus’ people which will draw them into the love between Jesus and The Father. The Spirit Will empower Jesus’ followers to carry his mission through acts of love and service and bearing witness to the truth by exposing the selfish sinful ways we treat each other. Their existence will declare that through Jesus, God has saved the world because of love

500

Is God real?

I don't know

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