If there are three oranges and you take away two. How many will you have?
Two
Can you guess what is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter 'W'
Mike's parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what?
Mike
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
How many letters are in the alphabet?
11
I have wings and I'm able to fly. I'm not a bird but I soar high in the sky. What am I?
An airplane
What needs to be broken before you use it?
An egg
People always buy me to eat, but they never eat me. What am I?
A plate
I am an odd number but take away one letter and I become even. What am I?
Seven
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
What comes down but never goes up?
Rain
Tommy throws the ball as hard as he could, and it comes back to him, without anything or anybody touching it. How?
He threw the ball upward
How many of each species did Moses take on the ark with him?
None. It wasn't Moses, it was Noah
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold
What is the capital in France?
The letter F
Which weights more? A ton of feathers or a ton of stones?
Same
A bird, a monkey, a cat, and a squirrel have climbed up on a coconut tree. Who will get to eat the mango first?
None, it is a coconut tree.
You answer me, but I never ask you a question. What am I?
A telephone
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can't touch me or catch me. What am I?
Your shadow
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter M.
I will always come, never arrive today. What am I?
Tomorrow
You can hold it without using your hands or your arms. What is it?
Your breath
What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?
Your name
What has man teeth but can't bite?
A comb