Dress Code
This resident is always fashionably dressed and suggests you buy a pair of Cole Haan shoes.
Who is David?
This resident is an exceptional baker and makes the best fudge.
Who is Nathan?
Yo mama is so old she rode dinosaurs to school.
Who is Mark?
This resident is the biggest advocate for Akron politics and B6 vitamins.
Who is Sterling?
This resident’s baby is already prepared for medical school because he’s attended so many resident conferences.
Who is Yinka?
This attending is always wearing a suit and tie, never scrubs, and will take your calls/texts even when on vacation in Thailand.
Who is Dr. Tan?
This resident is known to spoil interns with food, including letting them swipe her badge in the cafeteria.
Who is Palak?
Her infectious laugh can be heard throughout the entire 5th floor.
Who is Dr. dela Paz?
This resident can either be found traveling or watching reality television.
Who is Anjali?
This resident knows when everyone’s birthdays are.
Who is Muhammad?
This attending is never seen without his white coat on, and always stands in the back of the room at noon conferences.
Who is Shawn?
This resident loves his Grilled Cheese Obama sandwiches.
Who is Rad?
“Can you drop a quick soap note? And get a CVICU consult.”
Who is Dr. Passero?
This resident wants to own a farm with horses and chickens…but the farm will not be located in Michigan.
Who is Jason?
This resident wins the most supportive spouse award for helping his wife with consults, even when he’s not on service.
Who is Nishad?
This attending/magician has everything you might need in his pockets. Do you need a ruler, microphone, headphones…? What will he pull out next?
Who is Dr. Husnain?
This resident will keep you on task, but also makes sure you’re getting enough to eat, drink, and sleep.
Who is Rabia?
This attending is having the best day of his life, but don’t violate one of his 3 rules.
Who is Dr. Solomon?
This resident has lived a very eventful life and is always telling funny stories.
Who is Jenn V?
This resident always seems suspicious of others and has been compared to Wednesday Adams.
Who is Jenna?
This attending stores his census safely in the waistband of his pants.
Who is Dr. DeCoy?
This attending is most likely to have pistachios in his white coat.
Who is Dr. Hegde?
Bro, I’m going to need you to complete your 10 central lines.
Who is Gauranga?
The attending most likely to join a rugby team.
Who is Dr. Dumford?
This resident has asked questions at every noon conference since internship…but please correct me if I’m wrong.
Who is Abhilash?