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Remove all excess commas. Bacon, is, the, food, of, life, the, food, of, love, and, the, one, thing, that, will, solve, all, world, problems, it's, just, that, the, US, government, is, dumb, and, doesn't, give, terrorists, bacon, to, calm, them, down.
What is Bacon is the food of life, the food of love, and the one thing that will solve all world problems, it's just that the US government is dumb and doesn't give terrorists bacon to calm them down.