Classic le Jokes
What do you do, when you see an angry door?
You knock it out.
Who's the fish who blows bubbles and plays the rock n' roll bass?
Bubble Bass.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Apples! Apple's who?
How do you like em' apples?
This bird is so BIG, he always says "mmmmmm", and he is so strong.
This bird is Terence.
Ho kolo, an -3rtas trap!
Oh look, an 3-star part!
Who are the birds that see the pigs steal eggs?
The Angry Birds.
A restaurant worker in a luxurious restaurant wanted to combine crust into a crab to make it salty and crispy. So, he made...
The Crusty Crab.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Ross. Ross who?
I greeted Ross the pig and went to Ross together.
This Panda is dyed in red (not literally), it eats bamboo, and he's nocturnal.
The Red panda.
S'tel og eimn eoms polarp ako sreet.
Let's go mine some poplar oak trees.
Why didn't the skunk smell everything?
Because bro has one scent.
In Donatos, take away the "a", add the "i", remove the second "o" and remove "s". Then, you add the next letter "a", then Volia! What do you get?
You get, Donita.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Sandy! Sandy who?
Sandy the squirrel isn't so squirrel no more. She's literally Sandy!
This dessert is made of ice, with whippers and toppers and waffers galore, and it melts after a few minutes.
Mmmmm... Ice cream!
Wtah osed a cwo yas?
What does a cow say?
What is the country of the world that is made out of pure Minecraft Netherrack (not really)?
The Netherlands.
When someone puts an ancient pot on a hole, what do they say it was like?
"It was a pothole!"
Knock, knock. Who's there? Texas. Texas who?
Wanna get me Texas for taxes?
He's the non-god of seas, he's blue like the oceans, and the planet is biggie.
Oh thank Neptune it's Neptune.
DAILY DOUBLE: What's my most favorite TV show?
SpongeBob SquarePants.
What do pirates say as they speak in the Doodle language?
Me hoy minoy!
DAILY DOUBLE: What is my best computer game best known for checking my accuracy?
It is Minesweeper.
Knock, knock. Who's there. One Piece! One Piece who?
When I went fishing, gaining lucky fishes are now in "One Piece" for me!
This dish is not made of rats, it's like the Disney movie's name, and it features eggplants, zucchini, tomatoes, and bell peppers.
Well it is Ratatoullie.
Ancerf sah a cpalita of Piras.
France has a capital of Paris.