Sayings
The response to "Hey Granddad, I have a question."
What is "I have an answer"
This recessive trait makes you a superior human being
What is left-handed?
passed down her famous rice pudding recipe
Who is Florence Marie Simon?
Can play this better than Kenny G
What is the saxophone?
Administrator of this non-profit
What is Abba?
This synonym for "enjoying folly" is not biblical
What is fun?
This tool born of timber is sure to make an appearance on the anniversary of your birth
What is the paddle?
father-figure who took him on rides in his tractor trailer
Who is Walt?
When he took on this hobby, he also took over the entire backyard
What is gardening?
Teacher at this merry-go-round of care
What is Carousel Nursery School
the correct response to "how are you?"
What is "better 'n I deserve!" (will also accept "one day closer to heaven")
This tool has been used to extract dentition
What are pliers?
The woman he wooed by correcting the spelling errors in her love letters to him
Who is Dixie Lee Gillum?
Perhaps it was having "two left feet" that made him so good at this
Sold this general-purpose electronic as a top competitor of IBM
What is UNIVAC?
The response to an urgent request of a whiny child
What is "If you need an answer now, the answer is no."
The scientific proven method to get a picky child to eat their food
What is "ah, ah ah *points to mouth*"
the Ringo Starr of the Pat Patterson trio
Who is Ray Walters?
This hobby consists made of chrome, leather, and the Lamb.
What are motorcyles?
By now, all of his customers have probably taken advantage of the product he sold at this company
When is Penn Mutual?
When spoken to first thing in the morning, he will often say this
What is "Oh, I don't have my ears in"
his favorite grandchild
Who is Kathryn Lee McDonald?
he was ablaze with joy for this hobby making stars in the basement
What is candle-making?
swept floors at this grocery store
Sam's