Jokes
What color did grandpa turn when he finish TOBAY triatholon
Greyish-Green 🟩
What is Grandpa's favorite Book
The Bible
What kind of pet did Grandpa have (Bonus What was its name)
A dog named Sam 🐕
Where did grandpa go to law school 🧑⚖?
St. John's
What food did grandpa whisper to when he thought no one was listining?
Chocolate 7 Layer Cake (You're soo fresh, you'll won't be fresh tommorow.
What is Grandpa's favorites sports team 🏈 ⚽🎾
The NY Giants 🏈 (Before they sucked)
What did grandpa ask his mother to do in the morning when he was younger.
Cut his eggs 🥚🔪 (He didn't like the steam)
What is the name of Grandpa's first law firm that he worked at?
Wilson Elser Edelman and Dicker also know as WEED
When grandpa lived in Colorado which town did he live in
Loveland
What is Grandpa's Idea of a healthy breakfast. (Multiple Answers)
Oatmeal Raisin cookie 🍪 and 40-50 different Vitamins and supplements 💊
What is Grandpa's top 3 favorite athletic activities. (100 for each answer you get right)
1. Golf ⛳
2. Skiing ⛷
3. Working out 🏋
Where did grandpa and Noni first see each other
Hy Weiner's Bar Mitzvah 🩷
Who was Grandpa's First partner in law
Jim Fischer
What profession was grandpa in that he was ordered to jump of a roof?
Carpenter 🪵
If you invite grandpa to a party at 4 PM what time does he get there and leave? ⏰
Arrives at 5:30 and leaves at 11 PM.
What is Grandpa's favorite thing to discuss?
Politics (Bible in close second)
How many disastrous things has grandpa done when he was younger 🧨 (Bonus Points if you can name them)
3 (Set fire to the basement 🔥, Almost killed uncle Archie with "Apple Cider" Cleaning fluid 🧼 and tricked Joanne into eating Hot peppers at Chinese restaurant 🌶
Who did Grandpa first work for before he went to law school?
C.ITOH Japanese company
Who did grandpa perform a citizens arrest on?
A taxi driver 🚕 (I'm walking here!)
What is the most hideous thing to see grandpa wearing. (Multiple Answers.)
Spandx, Bright Orange Thermal Underwear 🟠 and nothing.
What is Grandpa's favorite drink?
Coffee ☕
What did Grandpa use his Bar Mitzvah money for 💲
A TR3 Sports Car
"The Barge Case"
Who is Grandpa's Favorite Grandchild
Nathan London