Back In My Day...
They used to have these giant triangles in the desert.
What are pyramids?
The only good app. You use it to take pictures.
What is Photos?
I think this means not true.
What is cap?
What is a computer?
This thing used to be good until they made more roads.
What is a car?
I walked uphill both ways for 15 miles to get there! We got actual punishment and there wasn't all that "vandalism" they have now.
What is school?
This app lets me post those "may-mays" for the others to see.
What is Facebook?
Some kids decided charisma was too many syllables, so they took off the start and end.
What is rizz?
You push buttons on here (real life) and then it changes stuff on the screen.
What is a keyboard?
Very recent invention; a bunch of images flash on the screen for two hours.
What is a movie?
This giant thing flew around! It was like a dinosaur, but not really. I was young back then.
What is a pterodactyl?
This app doesn't let me set my step goal per day to 1.
What is Health/Step Tracker?
I think this means yes.
What is bet?
You open the tab and then you can search for whatever you want, like the weather.
What is a browser?
A tiny thing that I keep accidentally calling the police with.
What is a phone?
This was my favorite supercontinent, but after a while it split apart. I still miss it.
What is Pangaea?
This app is what all the young people are on nowadays.
What is Instagram?
This is a weird word that is even weirder than the other ones, it even means weird!
What is sus?
On here you can click on boxes and then it shows you stuff that makes your attention span go away.
What is YouTube?
All the youth keep recording their talks and dancing and destroying anything they can find.
What is TikTok?
This was really pretty to watch! Everything just came together and formed.
What is the Big Bang?
I don't know what that is. I've never seen it before.
What is Text?
I honestly don't know.
What is skibidi?
You can click the star button and then click on a tab thing for later.
What are bookmarks?
They keep making all this new stuff, but I forgot what it was actually called. Some weird word.
What is technology?