"It's funny because it's terrible."
Grunkle Stan (Stanley Pines)
What number is written on the journal Dipper discovers in the forest?
Three
What is the name of the bizarre local holiday celebrated in Gravity Falls that involves carving jack-o-melons instead of pumpkins?
Summerween
In "The Time Traveler's Pig," what prize does Mabel win at the Mystery Fairgrounds carnival tent?
Waddles the pig
What is the name of the purple, garden-gnome-like creature whose entire vocabulary consists of variations of his own name?
Schmebulock
"My body is a temple! How dare you!"
Blendin Blandin
What is the name of the author who wrote the three mysterious journals?
Stanford Pines (Ford)
What is the name of the fictional, hyper addictive neon colored snack food packed with sugar that causes hallucinations when Mable eats it?
Smile Dip
In "Headhunters," what comes to life and try's to kill Stan
Wax figures
What is Dipper's actual, legal first name?
Mason
"Hey Achilles, you forgot the heel!"
Pacifica Northwest
What symbol represents the author on the Zodiac wheel?
The six fingered hand
What is the name of the 8½th President of the United States,
Sir Quentin Trembley III Esquire
In "Soos and the Real Girl," what is the name of the malevolent dating-sim video game character who comes to life and tries to trap Soos?
Giffany
What is the name of the boring, aggressively normal local accountant who is so completely mundane that even Bill Cipher finds him strangely unsettling?
Tad Strange
"Hey, look, it's me on a coin! Except I'm a 32-year-old housewife."
Wendy Corduroy
According to Journal 3, what specific creature's tears are required to unlock the invisible ink hidden inside its pages?
A Pegasus
What is the official name of the giant lake monster that turns out to be a mechanical creation?
The Gobblewonker
In "Dungeons, Dungeons, & More Dungeons," what mathematical sorcerer from Dipper's favorite board game is accidentally summoned into reality?
Probabilitor the Annoying
What is the name of the local mayor of Gravity Falls
Mayor Befufftlefumpter
"Status update: trapped in store with insane nine year old."
Tambry
What material did Ford use to construct the metallic covers of the journals to protect them from supernatural threats?
Titanium
What is the street address of the Mystery Shack?
618 Gopher Road
In "Boyz Crazy," what dark, subliminal messaging is hidden backward in the hit boy-band song "Disco Girl"?
"Yvan eht nioj" Join the Navy
What is the name of Old Man McGucket's estranged son who works as a local computer repairman
Tate McGucket