Who Am I?
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Episodes
Gravity Falls Brands
200

She's that girl with the pig and the braces, she puts smiles on everyones faces. When she's around you're never bored, If I was a mayor I'd give her an award!

Who is Mabel?

200

The object that Toby Determined pretends is a camera.

What is a cinderblock?

200

My ex wife still misses me, but her __ __ __ __.  

- Grunkle Stan, after ruining an engagement on the lake with a joke

What is "My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is gettin' better!"?

200

Mabel's new boyfriend turns out to be a bunch of gnomes who want her to be their queen. Dipper finds a mysterious book in the woods.

What is Tourist Trapped, Season 1 Episode 1?

200

The soda everyone in Gravity Falls drinks! Its just sort of meh. (It includes a free choking hazard inside the cans with no extra charge!)

What is Pitt Cola?

400

This small 8 year old child is a very real psychic. He has a rivalry with Grunkle Stan and is always trying to steal the Mystery Shack.

Who is Gideon or Lil' Gideon?

400

The corn-related Mystery Shack attraction that Waddles eats.

What is the corn-icorn?
400

Its funny how __ you are.

- Bill Cipher, after stealing the code to the safe

What is "Its funny how dumb you are."?

400

Mabel wins a pig and Dipper goes back in time so that Wendy doesn't start dating Robbie.

What is Time Traveler's Pig, Season 1 Episode 9?

400

The one, the only chip flavored crackers! They taste just like chips.

What is Chipackerz?

600

A gnome that can only speak his own name.

Who is Shmebulock?

600

The message about coyotes that McGucket tells Mabel, Dipper, Soos and Wendy in the Society of the Blind Eye.

What is "The coyotes are coming for our sweetbreads!"

600

"Your math is no match for __ __, you idiot!"

 - Stanford Pines, at Probabilitator The Annoying

What is "Your math is no match for my gun, you idiot!"?

600

Mabel, Dipper, Soos, McGucket and Wendy discover a secret society that erases people's memories.

What is the Society of the Blind Eye, Season 2 Episode 7?

600

This is one of the amazing summerween candy that Grunkle Stan buys. It appears to be a red and gelatinous relaxation device.

What is Gummy Chairs?

800

One of the only "normal" people in Gravity Falls. He loves bread and has an ironic name.

Who is Tad Strange?

800

The run-over food Thompson ate for 50 cents off the road.

What is a waffle?

800

"Like the infinite __ it __ my grasp."

 - Soos, trying to lick his elbow

What is "Like the infinite horizon it eludes my grasp"?

800

Dipper, Mabel, Soos, and Wendy discover the underground bunker of the author, and find a shape-shifter within. Dipper finally tells Wendy about his crush on her, and all viewers watching the show are relieved that it's finally over.

What is Into the Bunker, Season 2 Episode 2?
800

One of the candies that Grunkle Stan buys during Summerween. This lollipop shaped candy will leave your mouth feeling dry and like the desert.

What is Sand Pop?

1000

The leader of the society of the Blind Eye, he has many tattoos on his head. His memory is wiped and he becomes a traveling banjo minstrel.

Who is Blind Ivan (or Toot Toot McBumbersnazzle)?

1000

How Mabel describes the Bottomless Pit as she holds her glowstick up to look around.

What is "We're somewhere where it looks like we're nowhere"?

1000

"No, my crime is a lot __ than that."

- Grunkle Stan, breaking into the pool

What is "No, my crime is a lot better than that."?

1000

Grunkle Stan tells "Tales Designed to Sell my Merchandise" and we learn about the Horrible Hand Witch, Waddles becoming smart, and Mabel's phobia of clay animation.

What is Little Gift Shop of Horrors, Season 2 Episode 6?

1000

The lumberjack-adjacent candy in the vending machines at the Shack. This is the candy that Dipper and Mabel are waiting for when their candy gets stuck in the vending machine in Blendin's Game. It also happens to be the name of a fast food restaurant in town. 

What is Yumberjacks?

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