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ID
Dad jokes
100

First two tests to evaluate secondary amenorrhea after excluding pregnancy

What are FSH and prolactin?

100

Validated clincial scale that classifies human feces into seven categories

What is Bristol stool scale?

(accept Bristol stool form scale; Bristol stool chart)

100

Condition associated with a positive Finkelstein test

What is de Quervain tenosynovitis?

100

Term for objects or materials which are able to transmit infection if contaminated 

Fomites

100

Why is a seagull called a seagull?

Cause of it flew over the bay if would be called a bagel

200

Eponym for syndrome resulting from hemorrhagic adrenal gland failure associated with severe bacterial infection

What is Waterhouse-Friderichsen syndrome?

200

Most common intestinal malignancy associated with celiac disease

What is Lymphoma?

200

Pentameric protein produced by hepatocytes in response to pro-inflammatory cytokines

What is C-reactive protein?

200

Name for measles infection in patients with preexisting but incompletely protective anti-measles antibody 

Modified measles

200

Why do you have to be careful dropping metronidazole?

Because it’s flagyl 

300

Most likely diagnosis associated with hypercalcemia and osteoporosis
 

What is 

Primary hyperparathyroidism?

300

Specific target of antibodies in stool fecal immunohistochemistry testing

What is Globin?

(do not accept hemoglobin or heme)

300

Arthritis that arises following a genitourinary or gastrointestinal infection in which microorganisms cannot be recovered from the joint  

What is Reactive arthritis?

300

Systemic reaction to endotoxin-like products released by the death of harmful microorganisms following initiation of antibiotics (traditionally spirochetes)

Jarisch-Herxheimer reaction 

300

How do you know when a clock is hungry ??

It goes back four seconds

400

Disease associated with necrolytic migratory erythema

What is Glucagonoma?

400

Medication that delays progression and improves survival in primary biliary cholangitis

What is Ursodeoxycholic Acid?

400

Five most common anatomical locations for primary localized osteoarthritis

Hands, feet, knee, hip, and spine

400

Bacterial species associated with bacillary angiomatosis

Bartonella

400

What do you call a Spanish man getting discharged from hospital

Man-Well 

500

Initial laboratory test used to diagnose acromegaly  

What is Insulin-like Growth factor-1 (accept IGF-1)?

500

Condition associated with degeneration of ganglion cells in the myenteric plexus in the esophageal wall

What is Achalasia?

500

A chronic inflammatory disorder of young adults that may present with vertigo, ataxia, nausea, vomiting, tinnitus, and hearing loss

What is Cogan syndrome?

500

Antibiotic treatment of choice for infection with the waterborne intestinal protozoan Cyclospora cayetanensis

Trimethoprim-sulfamethoxazole (Bactrim)

500

When does a urologist use two fingers

When he needs a second opinion 

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