Growing up Greg
The year Greg bought a hair piece.
What is 1975?
Greg's night cap.
What is Chocolate Milk?
Greg's favorite MLB team to hate.
Who are the Boston Red Sox
These are no respecter of man
What are green beans?
The person Greg started Grace Tabernacle with.
Gary Brown
The year he married Ronda.
What is 1972?
Has to have one of these with every meal at Cracker Barrel.
What is an onion?
He'd take a root canal over this.
What is watching a soccer game?
Boring and bland
What is vanilla ice cream in a brown paper bag?
Greg's assignment from God.
What is a life sentence in Laconia?
Greg's honeymoon car.
What is a White Falcon with red interior.
Nightly snack before bed
What are Ronda's Chocolate Chip cookies?
Greg would rather take a bullet than do this.
What is being organized?
The road of life is littered with this.
What are squirrels that couldn't make a decision?
The Presbyter's board determined that Greg's time was worth this.
What is 2 cents?
Greg's dad Ned wouldn't let him finish his 8th grade basketball season because of this.
What is smoking?
His buffet girlfriend.
Who is Paula Dean?
Greg's NON favorite bird.
What is a Louisville Cardinal?
Greg's favorite t-shirt he wore to the Valentine banquet.
What is "I have loved one woman, but many cars"?
The real BOSS of the church.
Who is Kelly Carter?
Bonnie's way of making Greg a success.
What is beat the hell out of him?
Greg's favorite ethnic food.
What is Mexican?
Greg hates this bar consisting of nougat topped caramel and peanuts encased in milk chocolate.
What is a snickers?
Greg's EPIC verbal fumble.
What is "stick a weiner in me, I'm done?"
Greg's best advice to the folks in the half way house.
What is sit down, shut up and submit?