Joke: Why aren't Corgi jokes funny?
Cause all of them are really short.
How many colours can a Grey Wolf be?
5 colours
Can a Wolfs bite crush bone?
What’s a herding dog’s favorite game?
Hide and Sheep!
What’s the best way to stop your dog from barking in the front yard?
Put them in the backyard?
Do Grey Wolves eat Mice?
Yes
How do Grey Wolves act when they're angry?
They stick their ears straight up and bare their teeth
How fast can a Grey Wolf run?
50 - 60km/h
Do Grey Wolves go in packs or solo?
Grey wolves primarily live and travel in packs
What's a dog's favorite mode of transportation?
A waggin'!
What do Grey Wolves eat?
Deer, Elk, Bison, Moose, Beavers, Hares, or Rodents.
Why is a Grey wolves coat so important?
It provides camouflage
What is a Grey Wolves scientific name?
Canis Lupus
Where are Grey Wolves most commonly found?
North America, Europe, and Asia
Why do dogs tend to run in circles?
Because it's really hard to run in squares...
How much does a Grey Wolf eat per day?
Between 3 and 4 pounds of meat per day
What colour is a Grey Wolves ear fur?
White, grey, brown, and black
How strong is a Grey Wolves bite?
A Grey Wolf has a Bite force of around 1,500 pounds per square inch
Roughly how many Grey Wolves are there left in the world?
From 200,000 to 250,000
What did the police officer do when he saw a dog giving birth on the side of the road?
He gave her a ticket for littering...
Joke: How does a Japanese chihuahua say hello?
"Konichihuahua."
What is a Grey Wolf's closest relative?
A Dire Wolf
What Teeth are Positioned in between the incisors and the premolars?
The Fangs (also known as the canine teeth)
Joke: What do you call a wolf that meditates?
Aware wolf.
The secret to life is to handle every situation like a dog. Why?
Because if you can’t play with it, eat it or bury it, just pee on it and walk away