And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him
The Sound of Musicals
Hells Kitchen
Artsy Fartsy Stuff
The Other Gods
200

Robert Oppenheimer headed the team of physicists for the code named Manhattan project; their goal was to produce this fearsome technology.

Nuclear Weapons

200

This French story is set in 19th century France and follows a peasant (Jean Valjean) seeking atonement after being arrested for stealing a loaf of bread for his sister’s starving child.

Les Misérables

200

This is a is a cooking procedure in which alcohol is added to a hot pan to create a burst of flames, you fucking twat.

Flambé

200
Easily the most famous painting in the world, on display at the Louvre.  Painted by Leonardo da Vinci

The Mona Lisa

200

In classical mythology, this "light-bringer" was the name of the planet Venus, though it was often personified as a male figure bearing a torch.

Lucifer

400

This Cambodian Prime Minister led the Democratic Kampuchea between 1975-1979. His bloody regime resulted the deaths of an estimated 1.7 million Cambodians.

Pol Pot

400

Perhaps you'd like to "Do the Time Warp" with the sweet transvestite in this cult classic film.

Rocky Horror Picture Show

400

This is a flavour-boosting technique that creates a sauce (known as a fond) by adding cold liquid (such as broth or wine) to a hot pan that has been removed from the heat. Only a inbred ass-donkey doesn't know this.

Deglazing

400

Michelangelo's masterpiece adorns the roof of the Sistine Chapel in Vatican city. This scene from it has also been the basis of many, many, many memes.

Creation of Adam

400

In Hinduism, this god is usually shown with light blue skin and four arms. He holds a lotus, mace (gada), conch (shankha) and disc (chakra) in each of four hands.

Vishnu

600

When this Spanish explorer thought he found a new continent, the subsequent colonization of the americas resulted in millions of deaths. Subsequently, an estimated 80% of the native population died as a result.

Christopher Columbus

600

It's California 1958 and greaser Danny Zuko and Australian Sandy Olsson are in love. Tell me more, tell me more...

Grease

600

This is a process of extracting flavour from any aromatic ingredient (such as tea or herbs) by steeping them in a hot liquid (such as water, milk or oil). You stupid prat.

Infusing

600

Vincent van Gogh's most famous piece, adorned with striking swirling blues and yellows. On display at the Museum of Modern Art in New York City.

Starry Night

600

He was the god of wine, which he invented. In ancient Greece, he was honored with springtime festivals that centered on theater. Son of Zeus and Semele, a mortal. His symbols include ivy, the snake, and grapes. The Romans called him Bacchus.

Dionysus

800

The plasmodium parasite, transmitted by mosquito bite, causes this tropical disease.  It is the deadliest disease ever, being responsible for killing an estimated 50% of ALL HUMANS WHO HAVE EVER LIVED...

Malaria

800

This musical Broadway comedy tells the tale of two missionaries who are intent on bringing the message of their religion to Uganda. The script, lyrics, and music were created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone of South Park

Book of Mormon

800

Vegetables are submerged in a pot of boiling water and cooked for 1-5 minutes depending on the vegetable. The vegetables are immediately transferred to a bowl of ice water to stop the cooking process. Remove your head from your arse before you answer.

Blanching

800

This is the most famous of Gustav Klimt's works, on display in the Upper Belvedere in Vienna, Austria.  You can also get a cheap print of it from Ikea.

The Kiss

800

This jackal headed Egyptian god of mummification and the afterlife is also the patron god of lost souls and the helpless.

Anubis

1000

The Young Turks, who called themselves the Committee of Unity and Progress, were responsible for the genocide of 1.5 million people from this ethnic group between 1914 - 1923. 

Armenians

1000

This is the highest grossing broadway musical of all time, raking in 8.2 Billion. It's based on more shit that Disney owns.

The Lion King

1000

This involves soaking fruit (fresh or dried) in a flavoured liquid such as vinegar or liquor. Please don't answer like old people fuck.

Macerate

1000

Sandro Botticelli's non-religious nude was probably commissioned by the art loving Medici family. It portrays the goddess of love riding a clam shell. On display in Le Gallerie Degli Uffizi in Florence, Italy.

Birth of Venus

1000

In Norse Mythology, this is a Giant ash tree springing from body of Ymir and supporting the universe; its roots extended to Asgard, Jotunnheim, and Niffheim; is also known as the world tree. 500 Bonus points if you can pronounce it properly.


Yggdrasill

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