"Only three people in the world have the ability to turn the normal into the freaky...Me, Sean Combs, and Sabrina Carpenter"
-Andrew Allen Laypath
“I could chop your wood”
-Lisa "freak" Malcom
"Visitors welcome except for Mexicans"
-Tyler Jon Jensen
"Andrew gets so physical on stage... I LIKE IT"
-Braden
“YOU ARE BLESSED WITH THE TISM”
-Spencer Diddy Stevenson
“He’s trying to grab my ball”
-Paige Vinning
"By all means i should be up to the freakiest stuff but im not"
-Andrew Allen Laypath
Dane: "Was he hot?"
"Well... He was black."
-Layla
“I usually have cash I’m literally a stripper”
-Layla
"I thought I had a nightmare but it was just Isaac singing"
-Kara
"their body, my choice"
-colby trujillo
*holding up handcuffs*
"i can use these on Layla”
-Dane
"the suns actually racist"
-Paige idk how to spell her last name
"I'm scared, judging by the fact that shirtless men are surrounding me"
-Andrew "lil chemo" laypath
“It hurts to stop…like drugs!”
-Cole Hinckley Carter
"It times like this when I thank God that Colby isn't a girl... he wouldn't be able to walk."
-Dane
"I'm giving the joker backshots while andrew and dane blow up"
-Colby Justin Trujillo
"i love white people...white people are cool"
-Rihanna
"I want it to feel like someone is gagging me and I'm fighting for my survival when I chew gum.”
-Andrew
"Phineas and Ferb are gonna get it on, or however it goes"
-Kara Ann Fausett
"This cause for celebration... head?"
-Tyler Jensen
"Cuddle i mean huddle i mean cuddle session i mean let's kiss"
-Tyler Jensen
Harris: “If I see something black im like bam! *whips table*
“I agree with everything he just said”
-Cole Carter
"you're like if chlamydia was a person"
-Andrew
"So like if I was 40 years old, balding, and a male, I would be my father."
-Emilyn