First entire team to lay on the ground
so flat
A favorite of the Penneys, this animal is measured in "hands".
What is a horse?
Was smashed onto Jesus' head before he was crucified
What is a crown of thorns?
This school subject teaches you about the quadratic equation.
What is Math?
The correct spelling of their/there/they're in the following sentence: "I definitely put my rash cream over _____"
What is T-H-E-R-E?
Bring me a physical Bible opened to Zephaniah 3:12
so scholar, much wow
Scott received this kind of lesson from me (Darren) while in elementary school.
What are drum lessons?
These unclean animals had demons sent into them, ran off a cliff into a lake, and then drowned.
What are pigs?
A series of movies in which humanity is unknowingly trapped inside a simulated reality.
What is the Matrix?
The square root of 169.
What is 13?
Create a human pyramid three levels high. First one wins.
so pyramidal...
These two inseparable girls took piano lessons from me (Darren) before moving on to other things like flute and guitar.
Who are Maria and Aleeza?
Another name for the big story of the Bible. It covers all the books.
What is metanarrative?
The state of being a mother. Some take this kind of leave from work to care for their kids.
What is maternity?
The slowest land mammal.
Your mom. -Actually, Daily Double
Send up your catching champion.
So good
The city where the Carballos lived before coming here. Also a type of dog.
What is Chihuahua?
The original husband of Bathsheba, his death was arranged by king David.
Who is Uriah?
These tiny timber rods are used to start fires.
What are Matches?
A car is traveling at 60 miles per hour. It will take this many minutes to get the 25 miles from here to Detroit.
What is 25?
Bring me a single drop of dew from the mountains of Tibet
actually, Play-Doh
This guy threw up at Culvers on his very first youth trip.
Who is Blake?
The longest chapter in the Bible. It is also a Hebrew poem that highlights each letter of the Hebrew alphabet.
What is Psalm 119?
Another name for a bullfighter.
What is a Matador?
The largest country that does not touch any ocean.
What is Kazakhstan?