Food jokes
How many apple grow on tree?
All of them!
What is brown hairy and wear sun glasses?
A coconut on vacation
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
7 8 9
What tree fits in your hand?
What animal do you see at a baseball game?
A bat
What do you call a cheese that doesn't belongs to you?
Nocha cheese
What is fast loud and crunchy?
Rocket chip
What does a volcano say to another?
I lava you
Spelling!
What building in New York got most stories?
A public library!
What do you call a fake noodle?
Impasta
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
IDK but the flag is a big plus.
What does a eye say to another
Between us, something smells
What do you call a duck that gets all A?
A wise quacker
How did you get a squrriel to like you?
Act like a nut
I could tell a joke about pizza, ___ __ ___ ______.
But it's too cheesy.
Why did a teddy bear say no to desserts?
Becasue she is stuffed
When you look for something, why is it always the last place you look?
You find it!
Why does a seagull fly over a sea?
if it flew over a bay, it will become a baygull.
What was the first animal in space?
What did the coffee report to the police?
a mugging
Why did the student ate his homework?
becasue the teacher told him it's a piece of cake.
Why we don't mention 288 infront of others?
too gross
Where would you find an elephant?
Somewhere you lost her
What do banana say to a cow?
Nothing, banana can't talk