Guess! That! Schaefer Quote!
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Which is the true Schaefer Quote?
1) I love teaching! My kids are the light of my day

2) Life is better when you’re independent, not when you’re your mom’s best friend for the rest of your life.

3) Kids, let's focus on learning fun chemistry!

4) You made a mistake? That's okay, it's just an opportunity to grow!

2) Life is better when you’re independent, not when you’re your mom’s best friend for the rest of your life.

200

Which is the true Schaefer Quote?

1) When I jump into a pool I don’t get wet, the water gets Schaefered.

2) It's hard to be me.

3) No, you can't go to the bathroom again.

4) Guys, let's pay attention while I'm talking!

1) When I jump into a pool I don’t get wet, the water gets Schaefered.

300

Which is the true Schaefer Quote?

1) You're not gonna get a date with THAT attitude.

2) Having butlers is kind of weird. I need to do things by myself.

3) Dumb and dumber is how you came in, you all came in riding hot dog cars and you’re going to leave in the genius train.

4) If you guys talk one more time, you're scrubbing the tables.

3) Dumb and dumber is how you came in, you all came in riding hot dog cars and you’re going to leave in the genius train.

400

Which the the true Schaefer Quote?

1) Being the greatest teacher this school has seen isn't easy.

2) When I retire, there better be a massive party. With donuts.

3) You kiss your mother with that mouth?

4) Back in the day they used to call me the real slim schaefy.

4) Back in the day they used to call me the real slim schaefy.

500

Which is the true Schaefer Quote?

1) I am my own hero.

2) You know the expression “dance like no one’s watching”? I believe in sneezing like no one is watching.

3) I know you fancy yourself as the junior comedian, but it can be distracting when you start auditioning for standup.

4) My greatest fear is that we’re all just chickens.

Trick Question: all of them!

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