"WOW! I finally got to use a Luigi Board "
Phasmophobia
"discarding the wife and kids for a full house "
Balatro
"People say this game is relaxing but nothing has been more infuriating to me than the way this person organized their packing. "
Unpacking
"you can play as a bullet holding a bullet that fires guns that fire their own individual bullets. "
Enter the Gungeon
"I have been torturing people for 5 hours straight "
People Playground
she chuzzle on my deluxe till im puzzled
Chuzzle Deluxe
"If you get bitten. Drink a bottle of bleach. It cures the infection. "
Project Zomboid
"Dealer handcuffed me then shot himself in the head twice. "
Buckshot Roulette
" i wish cleaning my room was this simple "
A little to the left
"Would burn down a kitchen floating on an ice shelf, as a parapalegic raccoon again."
Overcooked
"this game has more dlcs than i have reasons to live "
Sims (any)
"Germany opened borders after I offered them one (1) orange "
Civilization 6
"The Average Amazon worker Experience. "
Lethal Company
"Basically the woodland critter Christmas south park episode "
Cult of the Lamb
"Play it with a person that doesn't speak the language you speak. Really spices things up "
Keep Talking and no one explodes
"A wizard forced me to do drugs so I could be one with the land. "
Stardew Valley
"Roleplayed as a police officer. Shot an unarmed black male.
10/10 realism. "
Gmod
"JoJo part 4 with women "
Persona 4: Golden
Dead by Daylight
"You can get a Guillotine and use it to kill Billionaires in your deck. This game is an absolute must have. Don't sleep on this - guillotine some billionaires (in-game) today! "
Luck Be a Landlord
"i paid $5 to find out my friends are the stupidest people alive. "
Pico Park
"speed running domestic terrorism "
Teardown
"If I was in charge of Nasa everyone would be dead by now. "
Kerbal Space Program
"BIG BLACK MAN"
GTA: San Andreas
""do it for the vine", the game "
Content Warning
"Any card game not made by Blizzard, is a good game to me. "
Slay the Spire
"Surprisingly, this game can run on my potato. "
Portal 2
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⡃⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⢮⣭⣭⣭⣭⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣮⣕⣙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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Stray
"we're lucky Hitler didn't have access to this tactical mil-sim technology "
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)
"Me (Narrator's strongest warrior) and my homies (voices in my head) on a path in the woods on our way to save my wife (a woman we've just met) "
Slay the Princess