Cartoon
"Eat my shorts!"
Bart simpson
Ogres are like onions. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers.
Shrek
I just like to smile, smiling is my favorite.
Buddy the Elf
Thats what she said
Michael Scott
Whoa, didn't see that coming!
Johnny test
Weddings are basically funerals with a cake
Rick Sanchez
I’m history! No, I’m mythology! No, I don't care what I am—I'm free!
Genie
Respect my authoritah
Eric Cartman
Zoinks!
Shaggy
Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?
Kronk
Magic!
Mr Bean
"Bart, with 10,000 be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like… love!
Homer Simpson
There's a very logical explanation for all this
Velma
Buttered toast
Ed
Boy, that escalated quickly...
Ron Burgundy
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment
Chandler Bing
Don't touch the hair!
Wow, if I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels - which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
I don't weigh no 300 lbs. I weigh 165! How YOU doin'!
Rasputia
Barnacles!
Spongebob