UCN
You won't get tired of dying.. will you?
Who is Toy Chica?
I wanted to wait until just the right moment.. to drop in..
Who is Mangle?
Seeing you powerless is like music to me..
Who is Marionette/The Puppet?
Looks like something bad happened...
Who is Circus Baby?
What a fine day, to come here and say, your face, and flesh, I must flay..
Who is Rockstar Bonnie?
It feels like.. my birthday.. did you have a gift for me..?
Who is Scrap Baby?
Ah... It seems that your journey has ended. Very sorry about that - It was always going to end this way, of course. If it weren't by me, it would've just been by some other.. y'know, terrible thing just... You could not imagine how terrible it would be. Just... I get scared thinking about it! Glad it's not me.
Reminds me of a.. of a time I was speaking to my good friend Orville. We were... we were sitting on a park bench watching the pigeons. I was on the left, he was on the... oh wait. Was I on the right?.. or left? Anyways, it doesn't matter. We were sitting on there, watching the pigeons, and I.. uh.. I said to Orville:
"Friend, those birds are frozen!"
He... kinda looked at me like I'd lost my mind. But I reminded him that it was winter, y'know? And often birds will sit in a tree until they'd freeze... Then they'd, they'd, you know, sort of fall to the ground until the sun warms up, an- and they can, y'know, move around again.
So I said to Orville "You'd might as well save those breadcrumbs until the birds thaw, because they can't very well enjoy them in the condition they're in."
To which he asked what I meant, and asking what condition the crumbs should be in before he threw them to the birds, assuming that I had meant the birds couldn't enjoy the breadcrumbs in the condition that the crumbs were in, when in fact I had meant the birds couldn't enjoy them in the condition that the birds were in, considering the birds were frozen, y'know?
So he took a moment and then threw his last handful onto the ground. I said to him "Orville, why did you throw the breadcrumbs to the birds when I just told you they're frozen?"
To which he responded "The breadcrumbs are not frozen," again misunderstanding my words. I didn't mean to say that the breadcrumbs were frozen when I told you they're frozen. I've been referring to the birds.
You know, in hindsight, what I - what I should've said was - and this would make perfect sense: "Why did you throw the breadcrumbs to the birds when the birds are frozen?"
He misunderstood upon my correction, stating that he didn't know what else to do with the breadcrumbs, and that perhaps, y'know, when the birds thawed they'd still be able to eat the crumbs.
So I...I..I said to Orville - I said - This is what I said to him - I said:
"Orville, the birds may be dead."
Who is Mr. Hippo? (I had to add him, I'm sorry. Not really.)
When I'm here, you play by MY rules!
Who is Music Man?
I will never let you leave.. I will never let you rest..
Who is Happy Frog?
Ye win some, ye lose some!
Who is Rockstar Foxy?
Even monkeys fall from trees.. *insert epic banjo playing*
Who is PigPatch?
THAT'S RIGHT! AND DON'T YOU COME BACK NOW, YA HEAR?!
Who is Rockstar Chica?
You are attempting to tr- tr- tr.. *shuts down*
Who is Rockstar Freddy?
Ya-ha-ha-har! So much more spacious in here! I may stay a while..
Who is Foxy?
I have seen him.. The one you should not have killed!
Who is Withered Chica?
You're not so big.. just a bite sized morsel! *gags*
Who is Nightmare B.B?
Mr. Hugs got me again!
Who is Toy Freddy?
It's time to take your final bow!!
Who is Funtime Foxy?
Don't you hate gettin' killed by obscure secondary characters?
Who is Nedd-Bear?
I don't get out much.. so you'll have to forgive my enthusiasm!
Who is Orville Elephant?
What a gift to relish: a victim that can't perish..
Who is Nightmare Freddy?
Together again!
Who is Molten Freddy?
You blinked!
Who is Withered Bonnie?
SMILE!!
Who is Funtime Chica?
You will not be spared.. You will not be saved..
Who is Nightmare?