Chocolate, Hot Chocolate, or Peanut Butter?
Peanut Butter
Free Point!
100
Gorillas, Chimpanzees, or Orangutanges?
Chimps
Birthday Presents, Halloween Costumes, or Fake Christmas Trees?
Halloween Costumes
Disney, Pixar, or DC?
Disney
Kat George, a writer for Vh1’s website, insisted in 2017 that some of your favorite Disney movies are racist. The Little Mermaid was listed as an offender because Sebastian, Ariel’s crab sidekick, spoke in an exaggerated Jamaican accent.
Orange Juice, Water, or Milk?
Milk
Milk apparently became a symbol of the alt-right and neo-Nazis this year because racial minorities may be more likely to suffer from lactose intolerance. Even worse, the USDA’s dietary guidelines further such oppression by advertising dairy as an essential part of a healthy diet.
Bushes, Trees, or Grass?
Trees
A group of trees in Palm Springs, California, was considered racist because the trees separated an upscale golf course from a historically black neighborhood. City officials promised to kill the trees, ridding Palm Springs of a longtime symbol of oppression.
Amy Schumer, Trump, or Ninjas?
Amy Schumer
Hawaiian Shirts, Full Red, or Inside Out Underwear?
Hawaiian Shirts
Art, Science, or Math?
Science
Students in South Africa declared that science is racist because it cannot explain “black magic” — no, really.
“I have a question for all the science people. There is a place in KZN called Umhlab’uyalingana, and they believe that through the magic, the black magic–you call it black magic, they call it witchcraft–you are able to send lightening to strike someone,” one student explained. “Can you explain that scientifically? Because it’s something that happens.”
Free Point!
100
Tennis, Baseball, or Pickleball?
Pickleball
Babies, Monkeys, or Artists?
Babies
Looks like that diversity training might have to start sooner than expected. According to a study by the University of Toronto, babies show preferences to adults of their own race.
Republicans, Bulletproof Glass, or Democrats?
Trick Question! It is Republicans and Bulletproof Glass.
Guacamole, Chumba Casino, or Criminals?
Abbreviating the word “guacamole”.
Lucky Charms, Frosted Flakes, or Fruit Loops?
Lucky Charms
A diversity officer at Miami University was actually open to the idea of banning Lucky Charms because some undercover students claimed the cereal was racist against Irish Americans. Yikes.
Oak, Pine, or Palm Trees?
Palm Trees
White Chefs, Black Athletes, or Mixed Musicians?
White chefs who make burritos.
Makeup, Lipstick, or Eyeliner?
Makeup
Black, White, or Military Camoflauge?
Military Camoflauge
Don’t use face paint while sneaking through the jungle, or you might be accused of racism! The British Army was accused of donning “blackface” after they posted a picture of a soldier wearing dark face paint and holding a rifle.
Hot Pockets, Rice Krispies, or Pizza?
Pizza
Roses, Tulips, or Sunflowers?
Roses
Leonardo Da Vinci, Dr Seuss, or Einstein?
Dr Seuss
The Amazon River, Rio Nigro, or The Nile?
The Nile River
Trophies, School Grades, or Medals?
School grades