Broke the Internet
The internet argued for 2 weeks straight because he slapped someone on live TV
Who is Will Smith
Performed at the Super Bowl pregnant like it was just a casual Tuesday.
Who is Rihanna
she made ONE song and suddenly the whole world was singing Somali like they had a passport to Hargeisa
Who is Nimco Happy
anytime he trends, the internet starts making baby-oil jokes
Who is Diddy
Dated half of Hollywood and somehow each relationship lasted 3 business days.
Who is Pete Davidson
he really put a whole gemstone in his forehead like he was unlocking a new character level
Who is Lil Uzi
she'll read one shady comment on her Live and respond with a roast so detailed it feels like she knew you in middle school
Who is Ramina Dime
he bought an app, ruined the app, renamed the app, and then blamed everyone except himself for the app being ruined
Who is Elon Musk
she told a story so long the internet had to take intermission breaks
Who is Reesa Teesa
every time he speaks, the internet has to take a deep breath first
Who is Kanye West
she’ll post a normal selfie and the internet starts debating like it’s finals week in a political science class
Who is Ilhan Omar
he changes his aesthetic like he’s trying to outrun his own comment section
Who is James Charles
Whisper's a food review so politely that an entire restaurant’s future changes overnight.
Kieth Lee
he could be holding his wife’s hand and still looks like he' s reevaluating his life choices
Who is Justin Beiber
she’s a quarter Somali and host's 2 season of love island
Who is Maya Jama
they would fight, break up, go live, get back together, and start a new argument… all before lunchtime
Who is Chrisean and Blueface
she’ll block you mid-sentence, mid-breath, mid-scroll… she does not play
Jackie Aina
he makes music like a grown man with a mortgage but writes captions like a sophomore who just got her acrylics filled
Who is Drake
she shows up to brunch dressed like she’s headlining the Met Gala
Who is Chanel Ayan
she’ll try to film a cute video, and her daughter interrupts like “girl… be serious.”
Who is Kim Kardashian