Random
Shreks personality is my type of guy..
Q
I love cats! They're little to no maintenance but still love you occasionally. Like Ava!
Ellah
My womb is not an easy bake oven!
Ava McCain
If you were a party, I'd be bored. (to Q)
Junior
I had a student tell me i'm straight for Jesus.
Mrs. B
I'm like the Michael Phelps of the road.
Josie
I forget about that there are prettier gay people out there than me.
Eli
I don't like saying toes so I just call them tootsie rolls.
Jack Docker
You know what doesn't make me happy? Depression...
Magnolia
That's not Bruno Mars, that's just a lesbian...
Kenzie Moore
No one can out uterus my mom's uterus.
Louise
I'm not getting married, I've married too many people in this department.
Ava
I'm here for the chicks and chicks only!
Riley Raines
The more money, the more misogyny. If I had a billion dollars I'd be a misogynist too.
Cole Irwin
I'm too deep in fishland and I can't quit Temu.
Vincent
I used to think if i yell out "I believe in God" I could walk on water. I tried it like 20 times in a public pool.
Q
I used to cosplay in 6th grade with my stuffed animals.
Eli
Honestly my handwriting and hieroglyphics aren't that far apart
Q
My campaign is to stop anorexia in fish. Vote me for class president.
Josie
I'm hunting for words not children
Roz
(British accent) Please sir, a penny for your toe pics
Magnolia
Why do we need data? I only calculate my data in pi.
Anna
STOP GENTLE PARENTING ME
Anna Naegle