What's the heaviest thing in the gym
2.5 pound weight (thing adds like another 30 pounds, I swear)
Most popular way to describe someone in the gym
Bro
A water bottle (this thing might as well be able to stop WW3)
Cardio
True or False
Dont even think about it
Someone whose personality is based on the gym
gym rat
best time to go to the gym
anything but 5 pm (you'll have better chances winning 1 million dollars than finding something open)
How do you give yourself a power boost at the gym
Yell at the top of your lungs (scientifically proven to up your strength by 10%)
The thing that you said to yourself that you would go to the gym every day at the beginning of the year.
Your New Year's resolutions that lasted 2 weeks tops
If you see a guy who buffed up, what is your first thought
A. "Are you on gear?"
B. "I wonder what his diet is."
C. "He works out often."
D. "I want to look like that."
A
you most likely couldnt expect that someone is more buffed than you without gear
The group of people who monopolize the squat rack, doing everything but squats, and don't understand why you're glaring at them
Instagram fitness models
What do girls wear every time they go to the gym, and then complain that they only wear it for "themselves"
any type of clothes that restrict blood flow
Which one of these are not a gym
A. Domino
B.Planet Fitness
C. Mcdonald
D.Xist
B. Planet Fitness
the maximum number of people you should have around a bench
2 if you're normal 5+ if you're a teenage boy wearing sleepwear to the gym
10 out of 10 guys in the gym have this
A deadly fear of women
The one thing you go to the gym for but never exercise that part
abs (let's be honest, those 5 mins abs tutorial on Youtube ain't gonna cut it)