My Childhood
I got a concussion by hitting a pole in the 3rd grade and then threw up in city hall while signing concussion consent forms for soccer
Yes, this did happen
Barbie stars in a snowy adventure in which her plane gets grounded in a rando Minnesota town and they learn that Christmas is best spent with the ones you love, not where you're at.
She dated Micah for how many years? And when did Micah break up with her
4 years & the day after their 4th anniversary
"Hey
I'ma fly, fly just like a bird
(But you are a bird)
Oh yeah, you're right
So let me fly just like a rocket then (okay) "
Hot Wings (I Wanna Party) from Rio
Britney Spears
I once ate a pepperoni from a mud puddle
no that was sydney
Barbie wants to skate but a pedophile tries to marry her so bad that he turns her family to stone. To save her family she goes out on her own and befriends a horse, who she finds out is her sister that the pedophile attempted to marry prior
Yes, Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus (2005)
One time I made a friend ask her why she followed my ex boyfriend and she never answered the question and instead sent paragraphs of why she was depressed
True, it was sydney and im sorry
"Sorry I did not see the vision,
Thank the Lord
The fine you has risen"
"When Did You Get Hot?" by Sabrina Carpenter
She's married to Juni from Spy Kids
Megan Trainor
At one time, how many siblings did I consider myself to have?
3
Barbie plays in a Romeo and Juliet style movie but instead of two opposing families, it's two competing pop stars. The pop stars meet in secret and eventually bring their families together through the power of music and togetherness.
Not a Barbie movie
She once sent me a nude asking if i thought her boyfriend would like it and i have truly never been the same since
not true actually, i lied like a liar
"Drive slowly, I know every route in this county
Maybe that ain't such a bad thing
I'll tell you where not to speed"
Everywhere Everything Noah Kahan
This artist grew up on a Christmas tree farm
Taylor Swift
my mom threw a serving platter at me and I had to call the cops but my aunt got my mcdonalds after
wrong, plate & taco bell
Barbie lives in a peaceful village that is attacked by an evil wizard, barbie and her friends escape to new york to wait for the blue moon to open a portal back home
Nope, this is literally the smurfs
She once crashed my double date and then called me after sobbing about my boyfriend hating her
this literally happened
"How many opps you really got? I mean, it's too many options
I'm finna pass on this body, I'm John Stockton"
Not Like Us by Kendrick Lamar
This famous pop star originally debuted as a gospel artist, then that didn't work so she switched it up
Katy Perry
Nope, didn't happen. I ran into a toy box
Barbie lives in a cottage with her best friend (lesbian lover) and has to save a girl from a fuckass mirror by singing and collecting stones and puppies
Barbie and the Dimond Castle
Showed me her "toy" collection after calling me telling me she was going to kill herself
Not true, but the 2nd part did happen, but I lied and said I had to go to dance recital (I've never done dance)
"A lovely girl with sunlight in her hair,
And take the brightest stars up in the skies
And place them in her eyes for me"
Venus by Frankie Avalon
This female artist was a right wing on a boys hockey team and was named MVP twice
Avril Lavigne