Dad's Life in Milestones
The year Dad was born.
What is 1975?
This was the second much shorter lived sport that Dad participated in at Dordt
What is cheerleading?
The model/Soccer star/Dad's twin born the same year as him
Who is David Beckham?
What's brown and sticky?
What is 'a stick'?
According to Dad, this beverage makes him stupid
What is Coffee?
The elementary school Dad graduated from.
What is Beacon Christian School?
Dad crushed his knuckle working for this company.
What is Bakker's Nursery?
The year Dad was born this scary successful film was released featuring a not so friendly fish
What is Jaws?
I told my dad I was hungry....
What is 'Hi Hungry, I'm Dad'?
According to Dad, He is deathly allergic to this type of food
What is Shellfish?
The program Dad enrolled in at Dordt College.
What is General Business?
Dad was this old when he first stepped on to a roof.
What is 3 or 4 years old?
The anniversary of this famous assassination shares the day of Dad's Birthday
What is the Ides of March/Assassination of Julius Caesar?
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
What is 'Bison'?
According to Dad, he sacrificed a career at this sporting club in order to support a family lifestyle
What is TFC?
Where Dad first met Mom.
What is Bethel CRC Young Peoples?
This was the instrument Dad learned to play at school.
What is a trumpet?
This controversial war involving a major Canadian Ally ended 1.5 months after dad was born. Coincidence?!?!
What is the Vietnam War?
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
What is 'In case he got a hole in one'?
According to Dad, this kind of cooking oil is of a spiritual nature
What is Holy Canola Oil?
The number of years Dad has been a roofer.
What is 28 years?
This was where dad and his friends really were when they told Oma they had come from Tim Hortons.
What is the bar?
This popular and iconic toy/puzzle was created the year dad was born. Hint: He had one in first grade.
What is the Rubix's Cube?
How do you catch an elephant?
What is 'kick him in the Ash-hole'?
According to Dad, this is how TFC's Italian star winger/striker's name is pronounced
What is Insignia/Berdooshki