Kayla
If Kayla thought you looked fancy, she might say...
La-De-Da!
Sweats
Also known as dilly-dallying, this term says a title that Mom has given herself.
lollygagging
"I'm finished!" or "Enough!"
Basta
How a reindeer would greet their parents, or how Mitchell would greet the guests at his surprise party.
Ma, Pa, I'm home!
A nickname for Kayla and the beginning of a film title starring Ryan Gosling and tap shoes.
La La
If you're Bob Wiley, you might purposely yell out obscenities like butthead, vulture vomit, belch breath, and dingleberry butt to prove that you do not have this disease.
Tourettes
The primary purpose of a snorkel when underwater, also Mom's number 2 artist on Spotify.
NeedtoBreathe
The Track 5 song title from Taylor Swift's Fearless album and an infamous whispered observation from Mamaw in the movie theater.
White Horse
Mitchell's childhood rockstar fantasy was brought to life by singing out Creed's 'One Last Breath' lyrics "Hold me now, I'm....?"
Six feet from the edge
Though no teaching degree, Kayla instructs the masses here.
The School House
The coin our first president is on and the portion of a mile that Uncle Rico can throw a pigskin.
Quarter
A popular American slang term for a cup of coffee is the name of Mom's best friend who works at Bert's Automotive.
Joe
An infamous Loftis story that refers to having prolonged diarrhea is known as the revenge of this man.
Montezuma
A 2-letter phonetic shorthand for an adorable person and the name of Mitchell's former employer.
QT
Kayla spends lots of her time watching this pup that has the same name as a geriatric 5 letter-game of luck.
Bingo
Featuring an original cast member from SNL and an early 2000s Nickelodeon star, this movie is a Hall staple every winter.
Snow Day
The two-word, snapshot-like attribute of God's character that Mom is prompted to consider each day as a Bible Reader.
God Shot
A pick up line for some, this genetic quality may cause smudging when taking notes.
Being left-handed
A common retirement age and the number Mitchell wore for the Byrnes High School Football team.
65
A hollow, cup-shaped percussion instrument made of metal and the name of Kayla's favorite Disney princess.
Belle
The primary antagonist in Princess Mia's journey to become queen, this actor also has the most kills at the Battle of Helm's Deep.
John Rhys Davies
Transmitting data as tiny pulses of light, this type of hair-thin glass cable is what funded this vacation.
Gismo, Sev, Gretchen, Yawn, Toro and Rocky are all Plyler Country pet names with the exception of one. The outlier is...
Gismo